Jill Madison

New School MFA Creative Writing Grad. Grammar enthusiast. Tragically addicted to pie.

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@kateittarius So sorry to hear that. Sending hugs to you ❤️

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@rachelprospect Also, Hatchet and the other Gary Paulsen books are classics! Just googled, and Bryan is 13 in the first book.

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@rachelprospect Ella Enchanted is the first book that comes to mind! Ella is 15 in the book, but it’s still very much a MG. Other Gail Carson Levine books would work, too.

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@alisoncdoherty I got Elizabeth but totally thought I was going to get Kitty or Lydia! 💪🏻

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@alisoncdoherty As an exclusive contacts-wearer, I can't believe I've never wondered this before. How DO they do it? 🤔

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

Nobody tells you that 20% of parenting is fishing small objects out of AC grates #momlife #parenting #toddlers

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

Alexa is telling me it's raining and my iPhone is telling me it's not, so I'm just going to stay in because I can't live with this kind of uncertainty. #FirstWorldProblems #LifeWithToddlersProblems

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

I've made two "healthier scones" recipes this week, which resulted in healthier "scones." Pinterest is kryptonite for wishful thinkers. #healthybaking #pinterestfail

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@MaryKateVS So glad I have you to text at 1am! On Friday night, no less! 😂

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

Tagged by @MaryKateVS to share a book cover I love--this cover makes me want to curl up by a fire and jump into this book!

[Michelle Wolf @michelleisawolf]

The only thing cauliflower is a substitute for is broccoli. End of story.

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

The Californian in me is bursting to notify everyone that it's snowing while my years in New York are telling me to play it cool. So I'm not even going to think abou--SNOW! BIG FLUFFY BEAUTIFUL SNOW! LITERALLY SNOWFLAKES FALLING FROM THE SKY! ❄️🌨☃️ Ahem. #snow #NYC

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

Anyone else see "no animals allowed" signs and think "shoot, we can't go in" and then remember your toddler is a human? Just me? #parenting #momlife #babiesarepeopletoo

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

Is it physically possible to walk by Two Little Red Hens Bakery without going in? The world may never know. #nyc #bakery

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@alisoncdoherty I'm just gonna go file my taxes and bear some children now

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

*puts up one strand of lights* I'M A REAL ADULT NOW #christmas #adulting

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@MikeCurato And now we know who knows NYC vantage points better 😉🐘

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@MikeCurato Aha! I had thought it was clever that Elliot lived in Dumbo. Thank you! It's one of our favorite books to read to our son!

[Jill Madison @jillsmadison]

@MikeCurato Can you solve a debate? Where does Little Elliot live? I say DUMBO, my husband thinks it's Queens!