Jill Schenzel

Hockey fan. Go Wild! 80's hairband enthusiast. Podcast junkie. Not affiliated with Satan in any way. Not in choir but still the coolest person there.

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

@kellydleventhal @ShannonBeador secretly loves you. You should be besties.

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

Down by 2 and an empty net with 5 min left still baffles me. An empty net goal is more likely than you scoring 2 in that timeframe. #patrickroyliedtoyou

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

I know better than to make friends with southern boys at the bar. Don’t call me ma’am. I know what you want. #woke

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

Sorry I’m not leaving before you close so that you can go drink with your friends. It’s playoff hockey ma’am. #mnwild

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

OH NO MOOSE YOU DIDN’T 🤣

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[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

Being 21 and pissing off bartenders by getting SUPER drunk. Wheelhouse is lit tonight. #happybirthday

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Who is keeping Nutella in the refrigerator? #kaprisov #Russians

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Is it just me or are there more @mnwild fans in Arizona than @ArizonaCoyotes fans? 🤷🏼‍♀️ #editing #Probably

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@mnwild Patrick Roy would be pulling his goalie right about now if he was still @Avalanche coach.

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I’m waiting for him to start spouting off hockey “facts”. He’s in for a lesson.

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He also keeps talking about his “girlfriend” who I’m 98% positive is fake.

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

The guy at the end of the bar thinks every @Cubs player’s first name is Chris because the only player he know is Kris Bryant. “The first baseman. Rizzo, Chris Rizzo?” #eyeroll

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This guy could be my friend if I wasn’t so socially awkward 😬

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If I’m sticking to my hockey beer schedule (which I would like to), I need to finish this in 2 minutes. 😳🍻

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

Someone at Wheelhouse is talking about slapping @Mooks1075 in his face. #goals

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

You’re down by 3. I think you’re beyond the empty net point. And now you’re down by 4. 🤦🏼‍♀️ #mnwild

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

Bartenders are nice until they want you to leave.🙄🙁

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

I need a hockey buddy. Masks not required but I won’t judge if you wear one. #allinclusive

[Minnesota Wild @mnwild]

excuse you

[Jill Schenzel @jillucifer]

McGregor is the Patrick Kane of UFC. I respect the talent but I’m always rooting for him to lose. #cockybastards