Jill Waldbieser

Eats. Tweets. Repeats.

[Jill Waldbieser @jillwaldbieser]

My neighbor came up with the best decorative response to the “war on Christmas.” May I present, “Season.”

[Jill Waldbieser @jillwaldbieser]

@WrongsToWrite The Gift of Fear. Should be required reading for every woman.

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@EmBee4Nascar Well, I’m sorry to inform you that pod machines don’t make great coffee. It’s not as fresh and I didn’t feel it would be a fair comparison. They’re also $$$ and create a lot of waste so I don’t prefer them for everyday. But I’d be up to test different pod machines!

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@sueonthetown Bravo to that family though. I wish more people were like them.

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Can we talk about this? It’s literally scientific proof that the vast majority of cis, hetero men are trash and women would rather be single and happy than date them anymore. In other words, this psychologist stole my entire dating history for his paper.
https://t.co/S2rRjC4tL6

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I don’t know who needs to feel better about decisions they made today but I just passed a place called Little Diddle Preschool.

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@sueonthetown Okay but what kind of bird? I’d be kind of impressed with a pelican, ngl

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Anyone who has not yet watched The Kids in the Hall reboot on @PrimeVideo needs to do so now. This show is so good I put it in my online dating profile. #KidsInTheHall #KITH

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Dead rabbits keep finding their way onto my property. Today was the third one in a year and it was decapitated. I got curious and looked up what rabbits are an omen of. It’s luck. Rabbits symbolize luck.

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Anyone else dealing with ignorance fatigue? I’m just so tired of people being cruel and dumb.

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@DannyGroner At some jobs I’ve had this was a regular thing. And as a working single parent I’d say anything after 2 pm is pushing it even when you wfh.

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People are trying to make Christmas in July a thing and it needs to stop.

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That is an opened, half-eaten can of roast beef hash. My 22-year-old roommate apparently does not know this needs to go in the refrigerator. I’ll be barfing for the remainder of my life.

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Obligatory trigger warning on this post if you have a weak stomach. I’ve noticed more than usual amount of flies in my house. Like not just one or two but I’ll turn around and there will be five on the door.

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Nothing. Then I’m making dinner for myself tonight and open the pantry and find this.

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@BristolTwpRec Is the splash park open every day?

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Five-minute crafts is out of their damn minds. They just demoed a woman using a supermarket hand basket, plastic bag, and a pool noodle as a camp toilet and there is so much wrong with that I can’t even begin.

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@Jenrrain Truth. I didn’t get details about my kid’s summer school until the last day of actual school only to find out it’s four weeks long and each week is only four days. I have zero alternate childcare options so I’ve been thrown into a panic.