WillJeff

Genetically engineered to like hang out and stuff

[OrangeMaxxing FreddyG @OrangeFreddyG]

He wouldn’t be able to do this if the mayor was Muslim

[pika capital @pikacap]

I’ll do 2 mich ultras, arigato bartender-san 🙏

[adri @jopping985]

https://t.co/HsS6yCcrPy

[WillJeff @jillweff]

@nemutaru_ @dsxf234161 “That’s gay”

[Seeking @seekingaround17]

When I chain pop one too many nicotine goypouches

[𝑱𝒐𝒆 ☆ @JeezyJoee]

@DiscussingFilm I mean literally……

[WillJeff @jillweff]

@anotherfilmfan Comically sauceless

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

You mean, the original rap battle from 8 Mile where Eminem recites 99 lines straight from the Iliad in archaic Greek (with tones)?

[Ultima @UltimaShadowX]

Hey, man, if you two aren’t a thing then why is her leitmotif playing in your theme?

[jacob @thesoggyblanket]

#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[HouseLivesMatter @vonbraun_]

@uncledoomer Me to the collections agent while he soyjaks about the double jaw surgery / height surgery / veneers cost I have no intention of paying for

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

.#pouroutabeeronyourcrotchchallenge

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

George Lucas has been cast in ‘MINIONS & MONSTERS’.

(Source: https://t.co/kUaUIxwjG4)

[Jozu 🇵🇦 @JozuJoestarr]

first Juneteenth without Charlie Kirk

[Nicholas Carrigg @nicholascarrigg]

I gave my son all my old Legos years ago, and today, he told me that he's printing out the vintage manuals to rebuild the old sets mixed in.

"This one's from 1999."

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.

[A24 @A24]

Kane Parsons is 21 years old.