@uncledoomer Me to the collections agent while he soyjaks about the double jaw surgery / height surgery / veneers cost I have no intention of paying for
I gave my son all my old Legos years ago, and today, he told me that he's printing out the vintage manuals to rebuild the old sets mixed in.
"This one's from 1999."
Funniest joke ever is too long for Twitter, but it's about a duck that walks into a bar day after day, asking, "Got any grapes?" If someone knows it, tell someone else.