Jillian Wilson

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

I @jilly_willy1 accept @PotNoodle’s very real and genuine apology following their slurp ads. I hereby seek cash compensation from the £10K Pot Noodle Compensation Pot for this whole ordeal. #ad'.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

🎉🌼🌸April Fools! 🌸🌼🎉

Only kidding. Obviously, the people mentioned in the above tweets aren't women at all, but men, every last one of them.

In passing the Scottish Hate Crime Act, Scottish lawmakers seem to have placed higher value on the feelings of men performing their idea of femaleness, however misogynistically or opportunistically, than on the rights and freedoms of actual women and girls. The new legislation is wide open to abuse by activists who wish to silence those of us speaking out about the dangers of eliminating women's and girls’ single-sex spaces, the nonsense made of crime data if violent and sexual assaults committed by men are recorded as female crimes, the grotesque unfairness of allowing males to compete in female sports, the injustice of women’s jobs, honours and opportunities being taken by trans-identified men, and the reality and immutability of biological sex.

For several years now, Scottish women have been pressured by their government and members of the police force to deny the evidence of their eyes and ears, repudiate biological facts and embrace a neo-religious concept of gender that is unprovable and untestable. The re-definition of 'woman' to include every man who declares himself one has already had serious consequences for women's and girls’ rights and safety in Scotland, with the strongest impact felt, as ever, by the most vulnerable, including female prisoners and rape survivors.

It is impossible to accurately describe or tackle the reality of violence and sexual violence committed against women and girls, or address the current assault on women’s and girls’ rights, unless we are allowed to call a man a man. Freedom of speech and belief are at an end in Scotland if the accurate description of biological sex is deemed criminal.

I'm currently out of the country, but if what I've written here qualifies as an offence under the terms of the new act, I look forward to being arrested when I return to the birthplace of the Scottish Enlightenment.

If you agree with the views set out in this tweet, please retweet it.

#ArrestMe #AprilFools #HateCrimeActScotland

11/X

[Malcolm Clark @TwisterFilm]

1./ India Willoughby finally plumbs the depths.
When @simon_schama rightly complained that @HumzaYousaf failed to mention Jews on #HolocaustMemorialDay, Willoughby lectured him that Humza also failed to mention trans people.
But why on earth would anyone mention them?
1 of/10.

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@sljagsby @MrJohnNicolson Read my comment again, I didn't say he would be stripping, I was comparing a drag queen with strippers both classed as adult entertainers - Mr Nicolson was comparing apples with oranges in his OP which doesn't sit well with me and nothing to do with this particular Drag Queen

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@sljagsby @MrJohnNicolson I wouldn't take my 6y/o to see Lily Savage in stand up, I would take them to a scripted family panto! I have nothing against drag acts just like I have nothing against strippers, I just don't think it is appropriate for children 🤷‍♀️ there are lines which shouldn't be blurred

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@ScotNational Keeping it classy as always 😳🙄

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@MrJohnNicolson @ScotTories @ScottishLabour I remember during the last GE receiving a leaflet from you asking me to "lend" you my labour vote to remove the sitting tory MP - you are all at it!!!

[The Rangers Review @RangersReview55]

🚨 WIN 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗵𝗼𝗶𝗰𝗲 of these Rangers retro shirts🚨

𝐑𝐓 and 𝗙𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢𝗪 to be in with a shout to win 👍

Winner drawn Friday 31st March 📅

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@SkyHelpTeam why I am unable to take up the VIP offers through the My Sky app- there always seems to be a technical issue or Unfortunately we can't process your request online right now?

[Callum Beattie @callumbeattieuk]

I’ve got a pair of VIP, meet and greet tickets to give away for @TRNSMTfest on Friday 8th - I’m on stage at 3:10PM.
All you need to do is retweet this and we will pick two winners at random.
Must be over 12 years old ❤️❤️❤️

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@callumbeattieuk @TRNSMTfest @LennonMckinsley

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@TicketmasterUK I have been sent etickets instead of paper tickets that I ordered for trnsmt but our group won't arrive at the same time & the ticket transfer is unavailable in my account, please help

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@gordonsmart @rioferdy5 Since Rio "has never been as confident", I'm gonna back Ukraine 👍

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@sqanews My son has now been sent home from school, along with the entire S4-6 group & told learning will be online, a new assessment timetable will be issued & they should only attend school on assessment days - again classroom learning has stopped - this is not a level playing field

[Lornshill Academy Social Subjects @LornshillSocSub]

As part of learning about Map Skills, our S1 have been coming up with their own "Where's Wally Hunt". Can anyone guess the answers to the clues given here by our very own Lennon McKinsley? #Geography #socialsubjects #mapskills #whereswally

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

What do you reckon about this, could it be returned consoles 🤔#ps5ukstock

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@Becca_2013Uk Just got my confirmation email, thank God 😩, I have to say a well done to @JDWFashion even if I wasn't successful I think it was s good way to distribute and stop scalpers getting their hands on them

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

Anyone with a JD Williams account who has registered interest in a PS5, I have received an email saying that they have limited stock and they will be allocated on a 1st come 1st served basis when you reply to their email #ps5ukstock #ps5stockuk

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@Becca_2013Uk I've not got anything yet but I will stay optimistic 🤞

[Jillian Wilson @jilly_willy1]

@MrDetailed Sorry, I have already replied to the email as I am still trying to get a console for my son, keeping everything crossed that I am successful bcos it is not easy getting hold of one, I hope you get one sorted for your brother