Wearing a mask is like having balls dangling in your face all fucking day!! I can’t work with balls in my fucking face! #quarantine2020#worstquarantineever
@VancityReynolds did you have a movie or something come out last night?!?! I thought so, but all I see are pics of your fantastic wife looking all gorgeous and pregnant and stuff...
@Bethenny The main question I had to ask growing up was, am I bleeding?!?! Only to have my sister lie to me so that I would finish the bike ride home....#ihadtogetstitchesinmyhead
I was told the other day that I say, “are you fucking kidding me?” A LOT!!! I didn’t realize it until they pointed it out! Haha 😂😂😂 #areyoufuckingkiddingme#oneatatime https://t.co/RQMUJU2GhS
Well yesterday sucked, today is prob gonna suck and there’s a 99% chance tomorrow is gonna suck...I apologize in advance to anyone that has to deal with me
To the person who keeps leaving notes on my car...I appreciate you, you make me laugh!! I needed this today! Thank you!! 🤣🤣🤣
#funniestoneyet#postits#imprettysureiknowwho https://t.co/WuImbLI0nX