Conway Witty

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[Jeremy Siegel @jersiegel]

Norway fans are doing a “Viking Row” up the escalator at Boston’s South Station before heading to the World Cup

Adding this to the list of things I’ve never seen before and probably never will again

[Esteban @RedSoxAsere]

I will die for my country of scottish boston

[lewys piper 🇵🇸 @generalquixote]

nice argument. unfortunately I have already depicted you as the wildly ricocheting seething american cop, and me as the serenely and peacefully descending scottish piper

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

“oh my god that’s so dang—woaAAHHH”

[Sidetalk Sports @sidetalksports]

NAHHH 😭

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

i think boomers would lose their minds if they realised how many young people are, like, actively rooting for Iran 😭😭

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

i’m pretty sure if wemby broke a leg they’d have to put him down like a horse

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

“loudly” feels like an understatement oh my god 😭😭

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

opened my ig to my childhood friend posting about her baby and fiancé and i was like “cool!” and then posted a pic of the really good sundae i had

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

brain rotted so bad i cannot stop saying “dih bih gah”

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

just got jump scared by my own reflection and i’m not even joking

[B’s Memes @BigBadBsMemes]

I like that the Boston area has just become the one spot in the country where in the summer it’s super nice Monday through Thursday, but then Friday Saturday and Sunday is just the worst weather you’ve ever seen in your life

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

this should hurt to look at. this should make you feel sick. this is one of the worst tragedies in human history and you can see it from space.

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

no chickens just know somehow. the only time our chickens ever roamed into the neighbors yard was when there was a hurricane and they were scared

[latke @latkedelrey]

i have some neighbors with chickens that they let free roam in their front yards with no fence and the chickens always sit right on the edge of the property and never seem to leave it. do chickens respect the concept of property lines or is this just luck

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

boston ma today:

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

so sad that hacks is over mostly because i never get to see hannah einbinder play ava again 😭😭😭

[Melissa Wear @MelissaMWear]

The Pope should release an encyclical about the search function in Outlook.

[Conway Witty @jillybeees]

every day in nyc since this man’s been elected

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Young people are always told what not to do. But what should you do?

Did you know that most public libraries have a Nintendo Switch to use? That parks show free movies at night? That there's a map of pickup basketball games?

https://t.co/Nb8rOAGO4T is a map of free and affordable things to do this summer that we made just for you.

Because public programs mean nothing if you don't know how to access them. 


[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

I have been uncontrollably wheezing at this all morning

[₮ł₥Ø₮ⱧɎ @TimothyYBarrett]

Ever since this city elected a muslim socialist for mayor almost every day looks like the end of It's A Wonderful Life up there