ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*
“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”
- the medical community -
Getting a full inside look into Percy’s room and genuinely feeling nauseous. That’s my son. He just wants to listen to his cassette tapes and CDs and read his spiderman comics and play his guitar and make silly art and
Humanity, created by God in all its grandeur, is today facing a pivotal choice: either to construct a new Tower of Babel or to build the city in which God and humanity dwell together. In Jesus Christ, this humanity in its grandeur becomes the Way, the Truth and the Life, opening the path for each of us to grow toward fullness. #MagnificaHumanitas
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anyone else feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean.. like butter that has been scraped over too much bread. and in need of a change or something.. or is that just me and bilbo baggins