• jMp •

• ain't no rest for the wicked 🐘 •

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

lean, mean, treat-catchin’ machine 🐾 #NoxThePup #DontBullyMyBreed

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

@AmericanAir lost my mother in laws luggage on 5/16/26. Lost her luggage. She had to purchase a whole new wardrobe. Approved her lost baggage claim. 6 weeks later, she’s still waiting. What’s it gonna take to fix this???

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

I entered to win a #PlayStation5, #DJI Mini 4 Pro, #AirPods Max and more in @FullSail's #12DaysofGear Giveaway. Enter here: https://t.co/huCixsdWBO

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get 5 free gifts ? I‘m claiming 5 free gifts, valued at $101.36
https://t.co/9kficWtvVQ

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

Bouncer (who prob turned 21yo last week) checking my ID: 1992, huh?
Me: yes, what makes you say it like that?
B: I just would’ve guessed… younger…
Me: how old did you think I was?
B: umm.. 22, maybe?!
Me: *scoff* 🤣

Is this what being hit on feels like as a married #milf 🫣

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans are banning books, drag & gender affirming care, they’re banning black history & “woke” math, they’re banning the words “gay” and “menstruation”, banning access to abortion care, banning state to state travel, pronouns and FDA approved medication…

All while claiming that banning assault rifles would be ‘an attack on their freedom’.

Bullshit.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Republicans will force a 10 year old to carry her rapist’s baby to term, let a 6 year old carry a gun, permit a 12 year old to work an 8 hour shift in a meat packing plant and allow a grown man to marry a 14 year old with a Judge’s consent, all while telling us that the reason they’re banning drag queens, gender affirming care and books about Rosa Parks is because they want to ‘protect our kids.’

Bullshit.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: California's Governor Gavin Newsom has just announced that his state will NOT do business with Walgreens any longer. This comes after Walgreens refused to sell abortion pills in 20 states where they are still LEGAL.

If Republicans want to threaten Walgreens to take peoples' rights away then I am fine with Newsom threatening Walgreens to give people their rights back, especially when those are LEGAL rights.

I'm sick of watching Republicans try and dictate what private companies do. It's time that Democrats fight back to counter their fascism. I call or other Governors to do the same.

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

Saddest news ever @netflix 😭😭😭😭 https://t.co/eR8gfPjOvw

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Actor Bruce Willis has frontotemporal dementia.

I get pissed off when people politicize dementia, because it takes away from the attention those who really have the disease should be receiving. Remember this when you senselessly tweet that Biden or Trump have dementia when there are no signs that either of them do.

Having close family members who had the disease, I can tell you first hand that it's one of the worst possible diseases for those close to the person with the disease.

Wishing Bruce and his family well through these trying times.

[Stella Safo, MD MPH @AmmahStarr]

It shouldn’t take witnessed brutality for us to get justice.

For every George Floyd, there are thousands we just didn’t see or hear about. For every Tyre Nichols, there are horrors that went undocumented.

We cannot reform this system of policing. We must try a different way.

[Stella Safo, MD MPH @AmmahStarr]

The video is so bad they fired and charged the cops involved.
It’s so bad they’re preparing for rioting.
It’s so bad the police chief has a message out saying she understands the outrage.

Now imagine if there wasn’t a video.

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

@Wondermoon__ I saw this last night 🤣🤣🤣 I’ve always had straight hair but my moms hair is hella curly and the shit she has done to it throughout the years is WILD 🐯

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

@juliareinstein And people were mad about the personal massagers?!

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

@notmznikki @Chai_DogMom You couldn’t receive the 7 sacraments even if you wanted to… there’s no way for a woman to become a priest in Catholicism. And the last one is anointing of the sick aka you’re basically on your death bed. Who tf told you that?!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Jon Stewart and the state of Kansas have just reminded us all - that the power of the people is much stronger than the people in power.

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

As a marketer, I love TF outta @Wendys for this type of shit 🤭🤣

[• jMp • @jillyxobaby]

@melancholynsex @Walgreens This explains why I received a similac box in the mail a few months ago (at the height of the formula shortage). I was extremely confused, as I’m not trying to get pregnant/don’t ever plan to, but now it makes sense. SMDH

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

she's a 10 but she gets overstimulated at the supermarket

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Hello,

Republicans are mad because I am sharing this information. Too bad!

🚺⚧ Freedom of choice is an inalienable right. Your bodily autonomy belongs to you.

💊 Link to my full IG story on how to protect yourself + access abortion in a post-Roe world:
https://t.co/JdFoyKdoPl