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[goofed.goober @jillz02]

I gotta admit something... I used to wear two bras in junior high bc boys were mean af.

Boys are still mean af but I let these titties bounce.

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

what does it mean when your therapist no shows you

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

Norway is the fuckin coolest

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

hey @Aeromexico .. get us off this plane. Stairs exist. AM188. Been sitting at SJD for over an hour asking to be let off instead of returning to CDMX.

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

@jennarichter930 Hehe do we explode together

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

@jennarichter930 👀👀👀

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

wild

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

I don’t want to alarm anyone.. but I am wearing low rise jeans

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

just when you think you have your shit together you go ahead and “forget” your keys at the top of the mountain and have to go back up and get them

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

the female urge to slap a hoe for mansplaining

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

why is trader joes just out here producing crack

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

y’all my nipples got hard from Ginuwine merely walking onto the stage

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

so cool I’m not the same person I was in the midwest

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

@jennarichter930 Das right, come back to me.

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Which is cool and all except I forgot to reapply sunscreen

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

i think I fell in love with the lifeguard in laguna yesterday

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

oh

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of course I owed Missouri $8 for taxes and only lived there for two months

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

@jennarichter930 This dude basically looks like kitchi.. so gut instinct says yes ?????

[goofed.goober @jillz02]

@jennarichter930 I can finish this for you