Jill Golden

Twin mom. Triathlete. Tweets about pizza and the Midwest mostly. Views are my own.

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Done is beautiful

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

You can find me over here now

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

I don’t think there could be a more American explanation of “efficiency” than a man putting two different men in charge of the same thing

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

I don’t know, something about “scout team linebacker coming in to play QB” is very on brand for Iowa. I like it. 🐤🐤

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Iowa is going for the big hit instead of the tackle on a lot of plays and it’s showing

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

@mattlindner @QuadCityPat The mute button is a powerful thing

[Scott Lemieux @LemieuxLGM]

MIssouri voters voting for abortion rights, an increase in the minimum wage, and paid sick leave, and a senator and a president who strongly oppose these things is where we are in a nutshell

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

The vote is my favorite thing to rock

[Rep. Casey Weinstein 🇺🇸 @RepWeinstein]

“Pro-life” would be 20 Sandy Hook students voting for the first time this election.

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Navy Pier is awesome, that is all

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Speak Midwestern 101:

“We might be there” - we won’t

“I’ll let you know” - I will not

“Hmm not sure yet” - very sure

“I’ll see if we can make it work” - it will not

“I’ll think about it” - nothing to think about decision is made

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

@DavidEickholt He was so due

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Pro move

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Hawks by a million #HBAM @TylerKluver @ElMitchuation

[Charley Ma @CharleyMa]

Does anyone else miss conference calls prior to zoom / remote?

Kids these days will never appreciate the art of hitting the mute button on one of these bad boys and going “this guy is an idiot right??” during a negotiation and jumping back in without missing a beat

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Sweet Emotion indeed

[Chicago Cubs @Cubs]

A Masterclass.

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

@tommybbyboy @McR1B69 😂☠️

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

Wow

[Danny Vietti @DannyVietti]

Just gonna leave this here. My heart goes out to Oakland and its fans today ❤️

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

I am whatever the Jordan sneakerhead version of Birkenstocks is

[Jill Golden @jilwilso]

@mattlindner I’m missing the discourse!