Jim Brennan

Master of karate and friendship for everyone

[Jim Brennan @jim_89_]

@CrimeSceneL0L That's just what happens when your soul leaves your body

[Ryan Cummings @Pol_Sec_Analyst]

Thirty years apart, Salma Hayek still looks good posing with a snake

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes (I Want to Get Off)”.

#TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.

[𝐌 @MooreRMFC]

Borussia Dortmund are the Tottenham of Atletico Madrids.

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

Anton Stach is the second Leeds United player to score 3+ direct free-kicks in a Premier League season, after Ian Harte in 2000-01 (4). #lufc

[Leeds United @LUFC]

👏 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗫!!!
#GOTD | #NEWLEE

[Mrs Róisín Ní Chormaic 🍀🍀 @MrsFleckles119]

Margaret Thatcher would’ve been 100 this Christmas…
But she’s dead. Merry Christmas everyone 🫶🏻💚

[Cultaholic Wrestling @Cultaholic]

15 years ago today The Other Guys released.

One of the funniest intros to a film ever �

[Big Poppa Pump Scott Steiner @ScottSteiner]

Listen up freaks, here it is broken down for you.
100 Gorillas vs The Steiner Brothers.

So you take 100 gorillas, right off the bat, 50% freeze the second Rick starts barkin’. That’s 50 gorillas down.

Another 33 1/3%? They take one look at Big Poppa Pump flexin’ and RUN for the trees. That’s another 16 2/3 gorillas gone.

The last 16 2/3%? They’re standin’ there confused, scared, and already halfway knocked out—just from the aura of the Steiner Brothers.

So now you got 100% of those gorillas…
minus the 50% that froze,
minus 33 1/3% that ran,
minus 16 2/3% that mentally broke…
That leaves them with ZERO percent chance of survival.

Because when you step to the Steiner Brothers—the most dangerous tag team in wrestling history—
you don’t beat us... you just hope we’re done suplexing you.

100 gorillas entered… NONE walkin’ out.

[Jim Brennan @jim_89_]

Alexa, play 3 Doors Down - Here without you

[Lynx @lynx]

I’m sorry to be the one to break the bad news

[GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge]

"What do we want?"
"A compilation album!"
"What shall we call it?"
"Now!"

[Leeds United @LUFC]

🙌 Very good Davis!

[The Iron Sheik @the_ironsheik]

FUCK THE HULK HOGAN

[Michael Normanton @Michael_TSB]

Dickheads 🤝

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Judas: still on for Friday?
Jesus: Friday?
Judas: yeah, the last supper
Jesus: the what?
Judas: supper. Normal supper with the fellas

[Moussa Dembélé @MDembele_10]

After all it was the first ever Champions League campaign in their history. Well done to them… 😑 #Since2012

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

So happy to be part of #WelcometoWrexham on @FXnetworks with @RMcElhenney. He’s everything you’d want in a Co-Chairman but, for the record, he is only ‘mostly' sunny.

[Leeds United @LUFC]

FULL TIME: #LUFC hold Super League side Merseyside Reds to a 1-1 draw after late Llorente equaliser

[EAMO @EamoV1]

[Sky Sports Premier League at 7:56 tonight]

"After all that we'd almost forgotten the small matter of tonight's game!"