Jim Constant

Ideology abolitionist, aesthete, abstract artist, concrete analyst, and ruthless bookie.

[Jim Constant @jim_constant]

🧵 1) November was a very difficult month for crypto investors. Many investors lost a lot of money, some lost everything.

But as prices plummeted, I managed to avoid losing anything.

Here’s how 🧵

#crypto #bitcoin #FTX #blockchain #nft #sbf

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It feels so good when you finally fix an elusive bug after hours of debugging. #1rm

https://t.co/tR2Qb6Nvk2

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Now getting feedback and questions about my iOS app, My 1 Rep Max, from my new Hungarian users. 😁

https://t.co/tR2Qb6Nvk2

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Fact: The Romans had better drainage systems than Southern California has.

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This 👇

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You know you’re in Iowa when…

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Someone please bring me the severed heads of the Microsoft Whiteboard product team.

#microsoft #whiteboard #ux #uxdesign

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Every. Single. Dollar.

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Doing my part to make the world a better place for coffee lovers around the world.

#coffee #barcelona

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Global Entry FTFW

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Hey @AirCanada, I’m cruising at 37,000 ft on UA 8427 NCE -> YUL right now. I thought I’d let you know you’ve got a little problem on the crew named Diane. I’ll give you the deets when I get the feedback request but trust me, you’re going to want to sit down to read it.

#canadair

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Today was an unmitigated traveling shit show.

Excusez-moi, un spectacle de merde itinérant absolu.

This was just the icing on the cake:

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I was told I’d be greeted with wine and cheese when I stepped off the plane in France.

This is bullshit.

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Currently recording a finger style acoustic guitar track.

Fun fact: I don’t play finger style acoustic guitar.

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@AndyRichter Congrats again! Thank you for letting us celebrate with you - we had a terrific time!

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@csillazsigri @Hyperledger @btpworx 👏🎉

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None of my suits fit me anymore so it’s time to rebuild the collection.

(Look by @JackVictorStyle, @BlackSabbath, and #Starklndustries)

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Me: (steps on scale)

My scale: Well, looks like somebody had a fun time in New Orleans, huh?

Me: (silence)

Me: Um…yeah (shamefully steps off)

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What a great night! VIP treatment from Chelsea, seeing these two friends reunite again, and me being the middle of a hot blonde sandwich.

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Currently explaining to my best friend how the game of basketball works. He thought it was called ‘sportsball’. This is going to take a while. #NCAA #NCAATournament

[Jim Constant @jim_constant]

@jeffpatton Effective communication up, down, and across the org so everybody understands what we’ve done, what we’re doing, and what we’re going to do.