Jim Petras

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.

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@DroobyDo We should rip paper more often!

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Thank you @cspan for all the camera coverage

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@NRA Apparently, you can't tell what a "compromise" is and can't define "sensible".

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They need a beer gut mannequin so I can order my shirts online & accurately.

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UCLA fans last night.

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@CNNPolitics He’s going to lie like the turd he is, so why bother

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RIP Jim’s laptop (2010-2019). Thank you for putting up with my crumbs and getting sneezed on for the past nine years.

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@Brettrd96 I think we need to do more service trips to the DR; it really pays off.

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There is a market for--everything. #ilikecapitalismbutstill

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Salad is good for you, they said. It’s a healthy meal, they said. *Romaine lettuce gets recalled Guess what never gets recalled? CHOCOLATE🍫

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God, how I just love stuff!!!!

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VOTE! 🗳

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

Some things never change.

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@LindseyGrahamSC You did EXACTLY that for Merrick Garland. Still pathetic?

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Watching a Jeopardy rerun and I'm killing it!

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@Cehren NPR has some interesting stuff and the TED Talks podcasts are great too

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To everybody on the Mid Atlantic coast: Bring all of your fans outside and point them at the hurricane to blow it away.

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Ohmygodheispostinganothersunsetphotostahp @ Clayton, New York https://t.co/HGylk2fnMk