Alan

music, manchester united, mma and not to mention keg. 'And if I seem a little strange, Well, that's because I am.'

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@RealGemsfinder Use your fingers you lazy shitee

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@JackHadfield6 Noooooooo devastating news

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@McWoke8717 @GolfDigest I miss my white Nike number

[EarlyDoorsClips @EarlyDoorsClips]

I hope you’ve enjoyed the re-run of #EarlyDoors on BBC4. Sadly, it’s the last 2 episodes tonight and then it’s all over!

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

My son loves them also, especially the Bowie and Marcus rashford books. Great idea 👍🏻

[Badly Drawn Boy @badly_drawn_boy]

My second youngest, Ruben, is still only 5. He had a homework project to write and draw about his favourite book. Left him alone for an hour yesterday and he’d done this picture. This series of books is great ! Got a few of them now. #LittlePeopleBigDreams

[@PhilMealey.bsky.social @PhilMealey]

Petition · Commission a new series of Early Doors · https://t.co/9EvNxircQV https://t.co/jJo9GAYC3B

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Just me and a Mancunian celebrating winning in the derby 😁🔴

[MR @MarcusRashford]

Manchester is RED 🔴

[PDC Darts @OfficialPDC]

THE BEST LEG OF ALL TIME! 🤯🔥

MICHAEL VAN GERWEN MISSES D12 FOR A NINE-DARTER, AND THEN SMITH PINS A PERFECT LEG HIMSELF!

ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS YOU'LL EVER SEE IN SPORT.

[ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ ꜰᴏʀᴇᴠᴇʀ™️ @MANCHESTERMUS10]

30 seconds of absolute heaven.
The Stone Roses • Waterfall
John Squire, Mani & Reni in the perfect musical threesome. Wouldn’t you agree?

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@JackHadfield6 Yes jack! #bambootill2 #quality
Hope your well mate!

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@adamwatkins99 @wall7p And pants 😂

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@Hende_11 @Rossmac212 😂

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

Tez been referring again? @McWoke8717

[Incorrigible Kenneth @SevKen5088]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿Scotland🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 https://t.co/igugIRFqNI

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@TheFigen_ @McWoke8717 got you a job out here if you fancy it brother?

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@McWoke8717 @GolfDigest It’s not the ping zing 2

[Alan @jimalanlamb]

@McWoke8717 @BigBearF1 1 hour what the fuck would we talk about 😂😘