jim alister

I am the most important person in the room, awways awways remember that, and in doing so, you and I wiww get awong swimmingwy x to me

[jim alister @jimalister]

My office will B contacting Belfast City Council 2 splash the cash in lieu of R missing pallets Buckfast all round for "Bonefire" builders

[jim alister @jimalister]

@tim_brannigan easi done, if owny u cud lost Castlereagh interrogators like I lost U ya wudnt a bin in blocks..nut down Tim, Big J on gear

[jim alister @jimalister]

Yes my people, big jimbob is on the gin, keep ur heads down, its an ill wind that blows no good, and Im lookin for big A lister of the sdlp

[jim alister @jimalister]

@tim_brannigan will you see my mate.....

[jim alister @jimalister]

@john_loughran John personally think U walk on water, tbh sending questions 2 me akin 2 gettin holy water in orange lodge, ull get no sense

[jim alister @jimalister]

@garyfromdoire @BBCNewsNI @duponline absolutely no problems cocking a deaf one when this is brought up. Move along, nothing to see here:)

[jim alister @jimalister]

@PSeain @molloy1916 @M_McGuinness_SF & now U have awakened & joined in R display, Im off now 2 da bookies on this spring filled Satur DAY :)

[jim alister @jimalister]

Try as u may 2 hack my account let 1 remind 1, "1 has a forensic Brain" My password consists many characters think victims/expliotation I do

[jim alister @jimalister]

@Chrisryder47 @PoliceFedforNI @RossHusseyMLA Like the reply you gave to Ms Mc Cartney, will that suffice Christy baby :-/

[jim alister @jimalister]

@M_McGuinness_SF T'was a beautiful spring morning my wife looked out and checked, I think I will ring Michael and offer him a pact.

[jim alister @jimalister]

Big J is hittin the gin today again, so heads down .....btw Happy St Jim's day, cause its all about ME :)

[Ruaidri Ua Conchobair ☘️ Ireland's last Irish King @Irish_Ulster]

How dare .@Chrisryder47 insult @catherinemccar4 accusing her of smearing Troll @mairiac31. Read emails MC sent C McC https://t.co/7nbMQOhHCy

[Galloper Thompson @GalloperT]

@catherinemccar4 @Chrisryder47 I think Ms McCartney is entitled to an answer otherwise your silence will be left up to interpretation.

[jim alister @jimalister]

oohhhhhh mammy....i was an absolute baste last night, Lost me dentures between Doagh an Ard's anybody finds em reward 4 return #gumybear

[jim alister @jimalister]

@GerryAdamsSF try a round of bread & butter sprinkled with sugar for desert. Workin class desert from the olden days yummmmmm

[jim alister @jimalister]

@Chrisryder47 @newbelfast Wellllll Chris, Big J is on the gin. Keep the head down, I will be on later lookin for victims....as ya do :)

[jim alister @jimalister]

@Chrisryder47 @newbelfast You on the Veno Chris....

[jim alister @jimalister]

@newbelfast @paddyc13 Im Big Jim, an ya have my support :)

[jim alister @jimalister]

@GerryKellyMLA any room for a progressive like moi....:-/

[jim alister @jimalister]

Big J is on the gin tonight, so baton down the hatches, and don flak jackets. It wont be nice :-/