Paul Fraser

Will Chemistry for food.

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I literally only know that Wimbledon is coming because the Stella cans changed colour. I don't do sport.

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I basically point out how badly things will happen and then get moaned at when they do,

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At my work at this point I am a 50:50 mix of Tony and Nat from Utopia (roughly described as Australian The Office where those 2 characters are middle management and every manager above them causes the chaos despite them pointing out how badly things will go)

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This again. Came home in 18 degrees outside heat to the fire on because it's "freezing".

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Is it wrong to ask for time to yourself? I just want to sit in a room where I can control my own environment without being told it's "freezing" at 25 degrees.

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@sylvia_luisa I asked my parents to guess with the clue of "Male comedian who is the last one you would expect" and it was my dad's first guess.

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Is it wrong to ask for time to yourself? I just want to sit in a room where I can control my own environment without being told it's "freezing" at 25 degrees.

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"Can you do work thing?"
"Yeah we can do that."
"Can you also do work things 2-9?"
"I can do exactly 4 of those."
"I need an update right now on the other 5."
"That's a lol no."
"So you'll update us on them after the meeting?"
"That's still a lol no."

My daily work right now

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For balance, this pic of me in a corset

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When we were young @tommietravers

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Gonna use the phrase "do you think I give a hot buttered shit?" at work after replaying Yakuza Kiwami 2

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Walking away from work because everyone who are paid more than me had left half an hour before and now why is this only my problem?

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I'm the sort of person who feels guilty being on annual leave from work because I know how much of a shitshow everything was on Friday and I don't want my colleagues to get landed with the aftermath.

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How to run a business in 3 steps:
1) Create business
2) Have Matt Berry voice the adverts
3) Profit

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lol the Yakuza/Like a Dragon series is dead if it goes down the Daidoji Universe remakes

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Cancelled my Kiwami 3 pre-order because it just sounds shite.

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A cheese and tomato toastie is basically a margherita pizza if you think about it. Bread, tomato, cheese.

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Love going to bed with a stress headache that will continue for the entire next day

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Having the dread of going back to work tomorrow. It will be chaos because I have to do 2 jobs while training someone new on my old job while general chaos happens.

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Haha, I can't even see my own Tweets.