Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@xtinohenri After all that hanging about, the bummer is that he missed the slam. 🫤

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

It's probably in her best interest to stay away from Australia or she might experience this...

[علم النفس. @Rssaill]

كانت تمارس الجري اليومي كعادتها، دون أن تنتبه لما حولها. فجأة شعرت بشيء يمر بسرعة بجانبها، لكنها لم ترَ شيئًا، فواصلت طريقها.

بعد لحظات، تكرر الموقف مرة أخرى، لكن هذه المرة أدركت ما يحدث. وبحسب روايتها، كان هناك طائر ضخم ظنّها قارضًا، وحاول الانقضاض عليها لافتراسها.

ولو كنت مكانها، لا أعتقد أن الهروب من طائر سيكون صعبًا. ربما يكفي التوجه إلى أقرب متجر أو مكان مأهول حتى يبتعد.

صحيح أن بعض الطيور الكبيرة قد تكون عدوانية، لكن يظل السؤال: كيف يمكن أن يخطئ طائر في التمييز بين إنسان وقارض؟

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@iamisgo11 Bit a heat and get yourself one of these...
and just smash it with a BFH.

Ye-olde "floggin spanner" 😎

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@kat_maryb Liberals are like "what's yours is mine and what's mine is mine". 🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@AntiLeftMemes Sing is Donny, " R E S P E C T" find out what it means to me. 🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@neiltyson If their answer was yes, would you still go with them? 🤔

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@Moonlighhy Ezekiel the koala is like "F U Tony" !!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@BreitbartNews Who's she fighting in the "free speech" event? 🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

I can remember a guy who once had Haotong's problem... 🤣🤣🤣

[Flushing It @flushingitgolf]

Haotong Li just delivered another electric press conference at the RBC Canadian Open. After a 6 under par 64 today, he spoke about having to deal with the demons in his head:

“Once that bad Haotong comes in, you just tell him to go away. Which is what I did today, like, even on the back nine, that guy's there.

“I literally just tell that guy, f-- off, leave me alone. I'm sorry about my language, but, that's what it is, yeah.”

I’ve met Haotong a few times on the Asian Tour over the last few years and he’s genuinely one of the most authentic personalities on tour. It’s never boring with Haotong 🇨🇳

@PGATOUR @RBCCanadianOpen

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

What are you talking about.

It should be an honour for her to be compared to witches like these... 🤣🤣🤣

[Anthony Albanese @AlboMP]

No matter who you support in politics, it is completely unacceptable to demean, objectify, belittle or offend women.

The sexist campaign targeting Victorian Premier Jacinta Allan is a disgrace and the people behind these materials should withdraw them immediately.

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

So this guy's real name is Richard Melville Hall.

Does that give us the option to call him "Moby Dick" or with maybe the way he's carrying on today, we might go with "Moby Dickhead"? 🤣🤣🤣

[Val @TrumpsHurricane]

Singer Moby says “Fuck Trump and Fuck you too for voting for him”

What’s your response to him ??

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

If you’re referring to the “Ditch the Witch” phrase Jacinta, I think you’ll find that the word “Witch” is historically and culturally gender-neutral, so they say. 🤣🤣🤣

[Jacinta Allan @JacintaAllanMP]

Sexism just has no place in our political debate, full stop.

A billboard truck using sexist language has been driving around Melbourne as part of a secret and well-funded political campaign.

People are entitled to disagree with me. That’s democracy.

But I care that this attacks women.

And I care about who’s next.

The political debate in this country has become corrosive over the last few years.

So much so that behaviour which would once have been condemned is now just another part of life.

Media don’t call it out.

They report on this like it’s fair game, like it’s normal.

But nothing about this is normal.

If you don’t take a stand against this creeping culture, it has a tendency of taking over.

You only have to look at America to know that.

I cannot stand back and let Victoria become a place where this sort of language is fair game against any woman at work - or any woman in leadership.

If we don’t draw a line, the line will keep moving.

At the end of the day, I just want my kids to grow up knowing that women deserve the same respect as men.

I want girls to know that they should never need to aim lower just to feel safer.

And I want boys to know that they don’t have to put women ‘in their place’ to make their own way in the world.

Sexism hurts everyone.

If the media won’t call out it, I will.

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

I'm sure it was just the "Warning" of 24 hour CCTV surveillance of the bin that stopped these people from placing their machetes in the bin. 🤔

[Madelaine Burke @Madelaine_Burke]

MELBOURNE MACHETE BRAWL: Police have seized a number of machetes after a brawl at Flinders Street station last night.

17yo taken to hospital.

Six people aged 13, 14, 15, 16, 16 & 22 arrested.

The 22yo charged & bailed, the rest released “pending further enquiries”.

Image: Anastasiia Karavaeva

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

We know who she's been hanging out with... 🤣🤣🤣

[Smirkley @Smirkley]

“The more customers who walk into a restaurant, the more tables you need, especially when you already have a table shortage.”

Leftists:

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@Badhombre I suppose that's what happens when you get your ticket from a scalper who assures you, "you'll be sitting on your teams side" and you're not. 🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@AntiWokeMemes Welcome to the jungle.

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@AVGirl4Life Watch me.

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@NUCLRGOLF If Scottie and Ted part ways I believe there's a replacement caddy that might be available...🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@itsrosesm Hang on, is it Tim or Sarah?

I just can't believe both of them would have the same view. 🤣🤣🤣

[Shamus_McWitt 🇺🇸 🇦🇺 @jimbo_511]

@snowyxq1 Yeah, but probably only from the 81 million people that voted for Joe Biden in 2020. 🤣🤣🤣