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5’10”

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taylor swift psychedelic era. sgt taylor’s lonely hearts club department. taylor swift i am the walrus

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i don’t need to iron my halloween costume i don’t need to iron my halloween costume i don’t n

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the hardest part about being gay is having to dress up for the art museum

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greta gerwig’s america is materializing, for better or for worse. last night a man begged me to explain little women to him

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i know how he felt

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found out my parents have been hiring the dogsitter to look after my brother when they’re away

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officially the first of my siblings to age out of getting a christmas present from our grandparents

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the group chats are going off tonight

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out to dinner with my grandparents and their church friends and cunt is on the menu…

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jared leto went to my middle school that’s why he’s like that #getmorbed

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LMFAO was heterosexual camp

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be gay do torts

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liberal hypocrisy at its finest… claims to be pro-vax yet two years overdue for tetanus shot (me)

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inhaling mold spores and bleach fumes in equal amounts and suffering no adverse consequences

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i’m like an ascetic monk here in my cubicle drinking hot water and staring at the same email for 45 mins.. mondays !

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gonna get a fake id so people stop saying “god bless you” when they see my birthday is 9/11

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i was never taught how to use a condom in high school and now idk how to get those shrink wrapped cucumbers out

[Olivia @livandonions]

onion girl summer

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just got back from the therapist-dentist turns out i’m dentally unstable

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going to the combination therapist-dentist where they ask you about your unhealthy coping mechanisms while they’re feeling up your gums