JimboDardy

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Dardiest Jimbo going

[JimboDardy @JimboDardy]

@lordmiles "yigbo dog" has become part of my lexicon

[Chis @turbochis]

I woke up with 6 status effects today

[sociopathchan @sociopathchan]

i’m gonna fucking tweak out

[︎ ☠︎ @fucklyle]

Maggots gotta eat something

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

you reach for your phone in the same way a dog checks for his penis . history will not remember you

[JimboDardy @JimboDardy]

@WalliceWallford Got me feeling like a dog to a dog whistle.

Can't help but "go boy"

[WallyNut @WalliceWallford]

My superpower is I can hear anyone that says ‘crack’ in a five mile radius

[computer @computer1010101]

I'm using my psychic level prophetic pattern recognition abilities to recognize that I am the most cognitively impaired person alive.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Paint thinner fumes turn me into a really complicated person

[ceres @0xCE7E5]

nyc fucking sucks goodbye

[Hedo “Gobble” Türkoğlu @HedoTurkoglu67]

Liking a hot girls insta story is the same as thanking the bus driver in Fortnite

[tenso @distributedkv]

plastic surgery changes your dna and your future babies are born perfect too

[Vincent @dvb_eck]

If I laugh at my own post it’s 100% gonna flop

[eve @csiirac]

buying a house with mcdonalds points

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Fellow fans it’s with a heavy heart that I must announce I have been secretly taking humor-enhancing medication I am checking myself into rehab immediately so I can return to a life of pure unmedicated mediocrity I apologize to anyone who laughed at my jokes

phlip

[m @skitzocat]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[tenso @distributedkv]

how do you reverse engineer deja vu

[joey @joboduj]

i'm not allowed in others houses cuz i spray

[JimboDardy @JimboDardy]

@zzyzx420 Got allergies 🤧 sorry

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

I just slept like a maybe

[JimboDardy @JimboDardy]

@Buck36043Buck Straight down under vibes