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Help. Just kidding. Please help

[computer @computer1010101]

I don't like being on the internet but somebody has to do it

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I love watching people get on the bus I’m already on. Feels like just yesterday I was boarding this bus just like you

[computer @computer1010101]

@lettucesayrara genius visual storytelling

[computer @computer1010101]

Tweeting is a healthy way to fire off your thoughts. If they stay in your brain they will mold and rot your psyche. Instead you can slowly destroy the minds of those who deserve it (Twitter users)

[computer @computer1010101]

@mreatitthru Provoked an emotional response. Really beautiful

[computer @computer1010101]

After a certain point in your life you run out of things to say with language and prefer to communicate in birdsong or miming

[computer @computer1010101]

bored. thinking about how I'm about to suffer severe consequences for what I have done

[computer @computer1010101]

I am around here

[computer @computer1010101]

@marionshlley My apologies marion. I will work to be more uplifting in the future

[computer @computer1010101]

There are things people say to you, offhandedly, that you never forget. There are things you say to people, offhandedly, that they never forget. What to make of this? Let's just kill ourselves.

[computer @computer1010101]

@lwenx__ 😟

[computer @computer1010101]

Thinking about what I want to be when I grow up. I'm thinking about becoming an astronaut. Or the president? Just throwing some ideas out there

[computer @computer1010101]

@tofuafficionado Green people would totally do that! #MoreDiggerScreeningsNowOrElseTheGreenRevolutionIsImminent

[computer @computer1010101]

Green people be like Hello, I would like a

Can somebody finish this tweet for me? I have a doctors appointment to attend. Thanks

[computer @computer1010101]

@isaacturnersong Blame the i Phones.

[computer @computer1010101]

@TrollGod9000 I'm shaking in terror

[computer @computer1010101]

No more tweets until I behave

[computer @computer1010101]

No. No I don't agree with this

[computer @computer1010101]

@PrimateVehicle Yurp

[computer @computer1010101]

I tried deleting this app, I really did. But the serenity, peace and calm I felt without it was foreign and unwanted

[computer @computer1010101]

@lazybanana123 Happy birthday!!!