weekend twitr

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[weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr]

that's exactly what a dead body would say

[Steve-O @steveo]

I was gnarly in the ‘90s!

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

what

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

8 hrs at work go by quick when you call off 😭😭

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

every single day just feels like this image now

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, sleeping so I can go to work, eating between shifts, checking emails about work, recovering from work, or thinking about how much I don’t want to go to work.

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

There’s nothing worse than hearing people at work who don’t know ball talk sports

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.

[Your Last 5 Merchant!!!! @draggingortrump]

I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?

[kenzie xcx 🦋 @kenzie__xcx]

someone complaining about the jackass float at pride and i was like jackass has always been for the gays and someone else goes DAMN RIGHT. it was steveo lmao

[justina @justtjustinaa]

$10 billion, not bad, not bad folks!! Let’s get it to 20 next yeah!!! 👏🏾👏🏾

[weekend twitr @WeekendTwitr]

She's just at the Super 8 off I-95 bro, she'll text you back, no worries

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends

[✩⋆｡°kronk⋆｡°✩ @krrronk]

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[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

They could never handle an SEC noon September kick

[Ja🔴 @ProjectStrider]

One Zaxbys visit away from never going home

[Jalen “Banned” Coker @JcokeBurner]

Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime

[leisha @leisha1196]

Sorry for reposting so much hunter biden content he’s unironically the funniest person alive and I don’t have a lot going on in my life right now