I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, sleeping so I can go to work, eating between shifts, checking emails about work, recovering from work, or thinking about how much I don’t want to go to work.
I’ll never forget the time an interviewer asked Johnny Knoxville about the homoerotic subtext in Jackass and he got mad at them for calling it subtext.
I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?
someone complaining about the jackass float at pride and i was like jackass has always been for the gays and someone else goes DAMN RIGHT. it was steveo lmao
Sorry to break it to you kid, it's because of you. The moment you step away, everyone will put their phones down and immediately start having a subway party. You have rancid vibes and everyone senses it
Dude beside me at the restaurant just told his wife that he cheated on her and she is crying loudly, over at my table it’s miller time though. #millertime