Jim Palumbo

Gruppo Montenegro New York. Spirits, pizza, occasional musings on current events. (He/Him)

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Sure, Kevin McCarthy may have humiliated himself for Trump. Yes, it took him 15 tries to become Speaker. And, of course, he had to beg the dumbest, most racist people in Congress to vote for him. But on the bright side, he ended up with absolutely nothing.

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

“Got that dog in me.”

The dog: 🌭

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

Languages are neat!

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

Some notable pairings for rounds 1 & 2:

Tiger, Hoveland, Xander (10:18)
JT, Rham, Young (10:24)
Hideki, Cam Smith, Im (10:54)
Morikawa, Zalatoris, Fitz (1:24)
Scheffler, Homa, Bennett (1:36)
Rory, Tom Kim, Burns (1:48)
Monte, Mezcal, shot glass (All Day)

#themasters

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

@GOP Prosecuting seditious traitors who worship a diaper wearing xenophobe? Legislating relief for working Americans despite a policy devoid opposition rooted entirely in obstruction and misinformation?

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

lucky for Matt Gaetz that he was just a rich white asshole trafficking teenage girls and holy fucking shit LEAVING A VENMO TRAIL OF HIS CRIMES, and not, fox example, a black man selling loose cigarettes on a street corner, because there are serious consequences for that

[Scott Watson @iamcalledscott]

Martinez using his Golden Glove trophy as a cock has to be a tournament highlight 😂😂😂

#ARGFRA #WorldCup #WorldCupFinal #WorldCup2022 @BBCSport

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

Wait, didn’t you actually write the “old man yells at cloud” joke?

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Last minute costume idea: you’re a grown adult and shouldn’t be dressing up for Halloween.

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

God in his workshop: “Oh man, these things are f*ing rad!”

Larry David: “I mean…they’re good…I don’t know if I go so far to say they’re rad. They’re rad-ish...”

God: “Rad-ish? You know what, Larry, fine. That’s what we’re going to call them. Are you happy?”

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

Putin's war on Ukraine has entered its next phase, one of destruction and slaughter of civilians. It is also a part of Putin's World War, a war on the civilized world of international law, democracy, and any threat to his power, which he declared long ago. 1/13

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

@hpcadvisors Yes. 🥃💯

[Chef José Andrés 🕊️🥘🍳 @chefjoseandres]

We are all Ukrainians right now 🇺🇦 It’s been a long day…but before I go to sleep here’s my message to you… #ChefsForUkraine

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

Kanye: You got any more mental health jokes?

Pete: Have you seen my act? That’s like 90% of my material.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Announcement: I’m joining the Saudi Golf League

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

Nailed it

[ANTIFAldo @ANTIFAldo]

been quite a week in the news for the Saudi Golf League

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

That’s almost certainly an ACL for #odell …tragic for such a key player in such a big game

[alex @highlightheaven]

Odell questionable to return with a knee injury

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

The ceiling is the roof! 🇺🇸⚽️

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

In the custom @GoHeels Air Jordan I today.🔥

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

The CDC now suggests that the @BrooklynNets Nets allowing #KyrieIrving to play could be strong evidence that the genetic component of the virus which enables it to spread isn’t spiked proteins at all, but rather…

*checks notes*

…capitalism untethered from social conscience

[Jim Palumbo @JimboShots]

Boomers: 🎵we didn’t start the fire🎵

Millennials: But did you take an active role in putting it out or did you just ignore it as long as it wasn’t you getting burned?

Gen X: You’re never getting through to them; just give up.

Gen Z: Yeet