Jimmy Collins

“buddy ... ill see ya. Have a ... GOOD one” - Bisco

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

He thought I was taking a picture

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

@BratlieNorman Haha it really is that obvious

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

If her name isn’t in Mambo No. 5 I do not want her

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

It’s always a wet willy and never my willy getting wet

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

Me walking into a bar:
I’ll have your finest Blood of Christ

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

Damn imagine if car mechanics were called “cartenders”. The world really dropped the bag on that one

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

17-0 at home, we move ☘️

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

When the Patriots slack, the Bruins and Celtics got our back

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

@BratlieNorman @ESPNFantasy I owe him my life

[Norman Bratlie @BratlieNorman]

@ESPNFantasy @jimboslice313 x2

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

Me 🤝 plants Wanting to die as soon as summer is over

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

People be out here gettin scammed in Egypt. They be gettin Ejipped

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

Gosh I really want some Dairy free King right now

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

@cgilbride72 It’s possible

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

When you’re FedUp so you make them your FedEx™️

[Good Guy, Local Guy @GoodGuyLocalGuy]

NEW Patriotic merchandise. We are teaming up with Veterans on the 48 & donating $5 of our proceeds per shirt to this amazing organization. https://t.co/bGFJL6yFUU

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

@BratlieNorman Hahaha I’m gonna kick Rex burkhead in the dick

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

Don’t be a menace to Marshfield Central while drinking your rube in the dunes

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

Served a party at work today who came from a funeral;

Them: can you turn the AC down it is so hot in here!

Me: yes I can I’m dying from this heat!

What the fuck Jimmy.

[Jimmy Collins @jimboslice313]

I can’t believe The Ming put in their two weeks