Jim Brandon

Hi friends!

[Emily Brandon @emilyebrandon]

.@netw3rk answered my question in @ringer's Ask The Maester and I'm honestly very starstruck. https://t.co/eG0aGUsnHn

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

Check out @McCarthysCBS now or soon depending on which coast you live. 9:30 on CBS!

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

I will now Google image search "hippos + pumpkins"

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Halfway through her birthday dinner, @EmilyEBrandon: "Pray for strength." @littleforkla

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

The toughest quiz my wife has ever made (I got 8 of 20 and that was good): Complete These Disney Lyrics http://t.co/9kIQ39TL3d

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

New episode of The Future with @OliviaWilde! Written by me & @jimbrandon & @singletonbrian! Directed by @orenbrimer! http://t.co/KUbiy9uD7Q

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It will be first appearance since public spat at the launch party for their video game "California Raisins: The Grape Escape" in 1990.

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Breaking: the California Raisins are set to reunite for Outside Lands.

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"You're the 'Princess and the Pea' in this relationship" - my wife @EmilyEBrandon

[Story Strathman @_heystory]

@jimbrandon @BlaBlaBaileyBoo Shane can play piano at the wedding!

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.@Chris_Meloni talks #survivingjack and guesting on Dinosaurs with @vulture http://t.co/TkIaJArvsH

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@BlaBlaBaileyBoo @_heystory Mike & Brit are paired up walking down the aisle as groomsman/bridesmaid, sparks fly... let's do it.

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@BlaBlaBaileyBoo @_heystory I see it perfectly... it's senior year, Gopher and Abigail are getting married...

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I'm realizing I must be the same age as restauranteurs because every bar/restaurant I go to plays my favorite college era songs.

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We had a drought joke and an overfishing joke within the first two minutes of #SurvivingJack tonight. True in 1991, true now. #earthday?

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It's Homecoming on #SurvivingJack tonight, written by @zackrosenblatt and featuring an amazing joke about The Humpty Dance. FOX 9:30

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

Get ready to meet Peachie, the Peach Lake Monster on tonight's episode of #SurvivingJack at 9:30 on FOX!

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

Best compliment I got for last night's #survivingjack ep: "Even mom laughed out loud several times." - my dad

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

@treyjyert @singletonbrian I'd say Seinfeld, Chapelle Show, and Arrested Development which we were lucky enough to work on when it returned

[Jim Brandon @jimbrandon]

@RachaelEHarris thanks Rachael, you were hilarious in it!