Jim Schaffer

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@mmccabe1977 @NBSaphierMD Ummm… are those mask lines or safety goggles lines? Cuz they look like they are curving around the eyes, not down the cheek like a mask would.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@turoczy Squirrel Nut Zippers - La Grippe

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@UnitedAirlines I booked an international flight through my credit card's travel agency but I don't see my "lap infant" on the https://t.co/tCZyyqFl67 reservation. I want to make sure we won't have problems at the airport.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@amyjccuddy Technically I didn’t answer the question because justification for supporting Trump in 2016 is not the same as supporting him today.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@amyjccuddy Most responses don’t seem to want to really answer your question. I asked some relatives after the election. Their answer: SCOTUS picks & Roe v Wade.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@ByCommonConsent Buy and keep cheap furniture way past it’s life span.
Get excited to shop at Walmart.
Not renovate a dated kitchen and bathroom.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@NWSPortland How many bands of color can a rainbow have? We counted 4 in Sherwood a few minutes ago.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

@Lin_Manuel After three years of listening to the soundtrack we finally got to see @HamiltonMusical. Thank you for putting your heart & soul on the line for this masterpiece.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

PDX coming in at 15...
The Top 20 Cities For Young Entrepreneurs http://t.co/aqDYV8dsfw

[Built Oregon @BuiltOregon]

Key word to #entrepreneur success: discipline. Like "the one thing" in the movie "City Slickers"- Antoine Simmons of @haystacklodging

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

Inflation fears seem to be, well, inflated. http://online.wsj.com/article/SB124631304566470431.html

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

My latest research: inflation devalues government debt and reduces the need for increased future taxes.

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

When people talk/write about inflation going up, do they mean "up to a semi-normal 3%" or "up past 5%"?

[Jim Schaffer @jimbschaffer]

Figuring out twitter. What is the point?