Gvn't Employee 24601

(Not so) Recent Marietta College graduate with a B.A. in Economics, and minors in Math And Philosophy.

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

#MyCollegeExperienceInOneSentence
After I walk at graduation, I still have a philosophy paper to finish and turn in.

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

Oh ok, so you guys definitely killed him

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Fixed it for you, @NYTimes.

Oh, and by the way, @ChrisVanHollen — he’s NOT coming back.

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

Didn't you have family in the camps you fucking opportunistic piece of shit

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

@AWest_Virginian Maybe they're looking for "crouch and shoot" or "aim and shoot"

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

Stay the fuck out of my state and go run for something in Texas since you like dressing up as a cowboy so much. We've got dumbass carpetbaggers in ohio already

[LibertyLense @libertyLense]

I am officially announcing my candidacy for governor of Ohio. I am ready to lead with vision, integrity, and a commitment to addressing the needs of every Ohioan. Together, we can build a brighter future for our state.

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

Or it's a sign that the owners realize how valuable a company it is, don't want to accept a forced lowball offer, and are instead going to focus their platform on the roughly 194 other countries there are in the world besides the US

[Nikita Bier @nikitabier]

The fact TikTok didn’t sell, despite having many willing buyers, is a testament that it was an agent of the CCP.

[Max Tani @maxwelltani]

that's cause it's the same guy in both pictures

[Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang]

I just realized Elon interpreted this to mean that Asmon’s editors are actually in charge. Dude is actually simple

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

He ain't gonna fuck you bro

[Ian Miles @ianmiles]

@elonmusk @ScreamheartTV @AceofSpadesHQ You shouldn’t have to justify yourself to these people but it’s nice that you’ve got receipts to prove your gaming credentials.

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

Why are people so proud of being so fucking stupid? We used to shame morons into shutting up in this country

[Captain Ⓐncapistan @CptAncapistan]

The Civil War was Lincoln’s fault

The Great Depression was FDR’s fault

they were two of the worst presidents
government school lied to you

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

@NickyFrank30 Because they wouldn't actually make any states from Canada. They'd keep it as territories without representation like Puerto Rico or Guam.

[onion person @CantEverDie]

the reason people don’t trust the democratic party is because it was incredibly obvious to everyone that bidens brain was hardly functioning at all but every party member and democratic funded influencer had to pretend like our eyes were lying to us

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

Yes very funny Mr Musk. Rich assholes should have extreme influence over elected officials whether they're Soros or Musk, you're a genuis. I love foreigners being in charge of my country

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🤣🤣

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

What a strange savior complex on full display completely showcasing why the sentiment is "no"

[Armand Domalewski @ArmandDoma]

one of the weird ironies of being a modern urban coastal elite liberal is you are constantly begging rural working class people to let you raise your own taxes so they can have more money and they are constantly telling you no

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

@elonmusk come on elon! They're americans who just want to truly be a part of our great nation! Push for statehood with 47!!!

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

Not that it matters with a GOP trifecta, but Puerto Rico just decisively voted for statehood *again* with an absolute majority in a three-option race.

Puerto Rico has more people than 22 states, all of them are US citizens, and yet it's completely left out to dry.

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

"Why do the people in much wealthier areas vote for the status quo when people in struggling areas vote for systemic change?"

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Boomer resistlib meme but how does stuff like this genuinely not make Republicans rethink policy

[mctweets.bsky.social @McTweets__]

Future Ambassador to Italy right here

[Gvn't Employee 24601 @jimbusrising]

More studios should start filming in the 4:3 aspect ratio again. Then I can have dramatic close ups to appreciate, and some ghoul from silicon valley can put banner ads along the sides of my tv. Win win for everyone

[@bobtoasters.bsky.social @BobToasters]

The Sony PlayStation 5 Pro announcement really brought this evergreen video back to my mind.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

She will approve the coinage of silver dollars at a fixed weight ratio of 16-to-1 against dollar coins made of gold