Jim Cofer

virtually bursting with adequatulence!

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@StateDept Who asked for this?

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Family Torn Between Placing Grandpa In Hospice And Having Him Run For Senate https://t.co/U93Hnbm8DM

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@PrezWisdom Hillary Clinton in 2016. As Bill Burr said, "it was like she was playing a football game against a team that threw 5 interceptions... and she STILL lost."

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@King_Szn10 Shawn Jones won a natty.

[Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr]

“First half, I almost fell asleep. The second half, I fell asleep." 😂😂😂😂😂

The less interested he is, the more entertaining he becomes. It’s like a reverse Snoop Dogg

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

Has @RoughTradeRecs EVER shipped an album on time? Just got an email that an album that should have shipped already is delayed by a week. This was after my last order when "dispatches in 24-48 hours" turned into "dispatches in 3 weeks".

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@davepl1968 So now you're doubling down on being wrong?

"And I want to say something to the schoolchildren of America who were watching the live coverage of the shuttle's takeoff. I know it is hard to understand, but sometimes painful things like this happen."
- Ronald Reagan

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@diaper @davepl1968 Which was the whole point of putting Christa McAuliffe on the shuttle, you complete turnip.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@davepl1968 Damn, Dave. I've been a fan of your YouTube videos and we even exchanged an email... but this is a TERRIBLE take.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

Cool. Hey @fedex can I finally get back the $6 "import charge" you insisted I pay, even though I provided multiple cites that vinyl records were exempt from the duty?
https://t.co/ri2Vb6LId8

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@MattBruenig This the dumbest fucking take ever.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@CollegeFBonX Chocolate Vanilla!

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

Dear @espn - I can't with Chris and Kirk anymore. Please consider adding an optional "A.I. Pat Summerall halfway into his second bottle of Dewar's" announcer bot. I would TOTALLY prefer that. I may even pay extra for that!

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@NFL SERIOUS: When did announcers get the OK to talk over the referee? I'm so sick of hearing Kirk Herbstreit and Tom Brady talk when the referee is explaining something.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@Tampa2CFB @PeteThamel He was a target for Penn State. Note all the comments about it.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The Hall of Fame Era Committee meets this Sunday, December 7th. Dale Murphy needs 12 of 16 votes. You never know who will see this and their vote may be the one that puts Murph over the top. Please retweet if you love Murph and believe he deserves to be honored in Cooperstown.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@amazon Why do you make it SO HARD to contact customer service? I ordered a Pixel 9a for $399; within 6 hours you dropped the price to $349. I hope returning the original one is OK, 'cos I just ordered a new one at the lower price.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@HeismanTrophy I want to vote for #HaynesKing. #HaynesForHeisman

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@MLFootball @LicensePlateGuy @StephieSmallls @TheDougRush @TommyG105 @GiantsCarbCrush @NYG_Nation10 @Blitz_Burgh @SteelersWin109 @KDPomp @KevinAdams26 I'll personally trade you guys Tomlin for two chopped cheese sandwiches.

[Jim Cofer @jimcofer]

@bkoo People know how this game works now. I'm honestly surprised ESPN is ONLY getting 73% of the blame here. Everyone knows Disney is going to demand more money, and [carrier] is gonna pass the cost on to consumers. And why should Google cave in?