Jim Goldstein

Papa Napoli's Deli Mr Universe 1973 Champion

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

@HansSchmidt50 @HansSchmidt50 How many people from Dresden can you fit in a Mini Cooper? About 25000 if you've got a shovel #oyvey

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me! #oyvey

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

There was a beautiful young woman knocking on my hotel room door all night! I finally had to let her out #oyvey #surprisesex

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I had lost exactly two weeks #oyvey #couture

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

“@OfficialGN2: Can't wait for the euros!” No need Gary I'm sure the bureau de change is open tomorrow! #oyvey #putz

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

@frankieboyle: Jedward are worth £3million” pity their not Jewish, put that into a nice saving bond and earn a tidy interest! #oyvey #rubles

[Hans Schmidt @HansSchmidt50]

Ze mexican and ze black jokes are all ze same now. One you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal #HeilHans

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

Oh such heat this day....I don't need a jacket! Thank god Im not sporting a turtle neck downstairs #oyvey #mymeatknishesarestickingtomyleg

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

@frankieboyle removed (when found to be gay), now up again yrs later” start noshin off somes guys meat knish you'll be up there again #oyvey

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

I think Robin Gibb's ghost is in my house....it's giving me the hebbie bee gees! #oyvey #toosoon #robingibb

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

It's National Vegetarian Week it's great to see were dedicating a week to celebrating lesbians #oyvey

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

#GrandTheftAutoTaughtMe treat hookers with respect until they polished off your Meat knishes then beat them to get your rubles back #oyvey

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

Sounds like you describing my wife “@McIlroyRory: Hopefully the weather in London is better than Nice!! Wetter than an otters pocket here!

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

@rosieofthejones oy vey Rosie you make me go from unleavened bread to havin someone nailed to my cross! #oyvey #irosein3days

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

@HansSchmidt50 you couldn't kill me if you wanted to Hans...you'd prob just come 2nd as always #oyvey #jewsaresuperior

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

Can't believe Wank Wankard is going to lift the trophy! This is worse than the holocaust! #oyvey #holocaust #UCL

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

@HansSchmidt50 you Germans are shite Hans! No wonder yous can't win anything even ww2! #oyvey #germansareweak

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

Ribery has such a brisketface #oyvey #brisketface

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

“@rioferdy5: its raining cats and dogs.... #iLoveThatPhrase” I'd love if you retired! #MUFC #evenhitlerknewwhentocallitaday

[Jim Goldstein @Jimgoldstein45]

Tonight as a Jew is the only time I want the Germans to win! Hopefully they gas the shit outta Chelsea #gasiousclay #oyvey