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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Unvaccinated United Flight Attendant Confident She Can Get Work On Medieval Plague Ship https://t.co/HVwcLOnXKj

[Mary L Trump @MaryLTrump]

Maybe the media should start reporting on the number of people with treatable non-COVID illnesses who are dying bc the hospitals are full of COVID patients who haven't been vaccinated.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Keeping your businesses in a state like Texas sends a message louder than any statement of corporate values ever could.

Take a stand, @ATT, @Sysco, @Dell, @USAA, @7eleven, @PizzaHut, @JCPenney, @ExxonMobil, @DrPepper, @MichaelsStores, @WholeFoods, @AmericanAir, & @SouthwestAir.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

i hate that every time abortion is discussed women have to dredge up their trauma and personal stories in a desperate attempt to get people to believe in our humanity. why would this have to be your sister or your mother for you to care?? why do we have to personalize suffering??

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Great—my horse has worms and the pharmacy is out of everything except COVID vaccines.

[Eric Weinstein @ericweinstein]

The stupidity of the Cold War made us smarter.

The genius of the smart phone made us dumber.

A bit odd.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Sad to hear Bill Gates is getting divorced, but you KNOW his next album is gonna be good.

[John McWhorter @JohnHMcWhorter]

If anyone wants to see the whole 10-minute version of my Maher stint, look here. Such a good time!
https://t.co/aWJPCxxltr via @YouTube

[Fareed Zakaria @FareedZakaria]

Goodbye Ma, I love you.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

A meal service where instead of sending me ingredients, THEY make the meal and serve it to me at their place of business. And booze.

[Fareed Zakaria @FareedZakaria]

Pt. 2 of my conversation w/ @paulkrugman & @LHSummers: Will the $1.9T stimulus package prevent future investments in things like infrastructure?

And does it mark a risky new orthodoxy on gov't spending?

[George F. Will @GeorgeWill]

Minimum-wage laws are a price we pay for democracy, which is worth it. Leave aside the folly of government setting prices, in this case the price of labor, which is an undertaking for which government has demonstrated scant aptitude.
https://t.co/nQWA6NbZRY

[George F. Will @GeorgeWill]

Regarding contemporary American foolishness, there really is no such thing as rock bottom. Nine weeks after the assault on the Capitol, today’s president still will not say, “Speaker Pelosi and Sen. Schumer, tear down this fence!”

https://t.co/6ItKWo5Vrl

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Jeff Bezos Assures Amazon Employees That HR Working 100 Hours A Week To Address Their Complaints https://t.co/9UmDJ9jYWv

[Steven Pinker @sapinker]

In defense of the Sneetches. https://t.co/xfNhRtKeeh

[Michael Shermer @michaelshermer]

Attempts to ban Dr. Seuss books by Theodor Seuss Geisel who was, like all of us, a product of his time, will fail for the same reason censorship always fails: readers are more curious than censors are censorious. To wit, samizdat...
https://t.co/YewRXBfBGf
https://t.co/va6NohfJIJ

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

There’s a pandemic sweeping America and Republicans are the only ones trying to stop it.

[Albert Brooks @AlbertBrooks]

Trump said in his CPAC speech that Biden has undone all of his achievements. It’s true. Covid is down, people aren’t attacking the Capitol, we’re acknowledging science and we’re not reading daily hate tweets. Miss ya, buddy.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Fossilized Skeleton Shows Ancient Man Likely Died From Being Smashed In Skull By Archaeological Pickaxe https://t.co/LvCFybOTII