Jake Laurence

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

Who needs international travel when you can get jetlagged just by living somewhere that does daylight savings?

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

@Forest_and_Bird

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

@GemmaSKate I went last night to get bread, went to the far end where it has always been, and saw a sign there that it had been moved to aisle 1&2 😭

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

What better way to celebrate St Patrick's day than by listening to some grand Irish music from @ColmRMcGuinness

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

I'm real glad that the second episode of star trek: TNG clarified that Data is FULLY functional

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

@ilikeyouurweird You think Malfoy and/or Snape weren't depressed throughout most of the series?

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

@TheLongestJohns Can't wait for your new Zealand shows that you're totally gonna announce soon, right???

[The Spiffing Brit 🫖 @TheSpiffingBrit]

Shout out to the Florida man playing rock you like a hurricane on blast in the Walmart 👍

10/10 immersion

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

@GemmaSKate Why does she have a bag of living crabs

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

@TheLongestJohns Surely you hop over the ditch to new Zealand while you're there??

[Black-billed Gull BOTY @TarapukaBOTY]

it's not looking like a gull win this year but I can have my delusions
#birdoftheyear

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

We Will Rock You is basically just a shanty

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

#Marbula1 is off to a pretty rough start for my team, @Savagesspeeders , but do you know isn't hard? Voting for the black billed gull in this year's Bird of the year! Vote now at https://t.co/pjSU7r4faY
#boty #SeaBirdsNotTreeBirds #tarāpuka #BlackBilledGull

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

Come on team, let's get our votes in for the black billed gull!
#SeaBirdsNotTreeBirds #boty #blackbilledgull #tarāpuka

[Forest & Bird @Forest_and_Bird]

BREAKING: At Day 5 of voting, the black robin takes and early lead in #BirdoftheYear 2024. But as per NZ rules, who's really in the front per capita?

[Black-billed Gull BOTY @TarapukaBOTY]

Me when I spot someone not voting for black-billed gull for #birdoftheyear

[Black-billed Gull BOTY @TarapukaBOTY]

Disclaimer: if you actually want Tarāpuka to be NZ's Bird Of The Year, vote for it at https://t.co/XQRXmvMK1R

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

Guys, it is time to engage in the crucial democratic process of the bird of the year. I urge you to vote well, for the black billed gull, but as long as we all vote everyone wins.

#BOTY #BirdOfTheYear #votetarapuka #tarapukaboty

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

Engage in the important process of democracy in the most impactful and significant voting event this year

[Black-billed Gull BOTY @TarapukaBOTY]

Your reminder that BOTY voting opens on Monday! Let's give some love to the shorebirds this year!

#BirdOfTheYear #VoteTarapuka #TarapukaBOTY

[Jake Laurence @jimi_thaaang]

Sometime old action movie stars should just stop

[Black-billed Gull BOTY @TarapukaBOTY]

nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked

people will remember:
- if you voted Tarāpuka for Bird Of The Year 2024