Jamie Rechsteiner

Let me let you let me run.

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

There are 6 kinds of tweet:
1. I feel drunk but I’m sober
2. I’m young and I’m underpaid
3. I’m tired but I’m working, yeah
4. I care but I’m restless
5. I’m here but I’m really gone
6. I’m writing and I’m sorry, baby

[Specter📼 @SpecterM91]

When I die in my sleep but my cats resuscitate me so they can have their canned food for breakfast

[kim @KimmyMonte]

i always carry a knife w me in case i run into someone w 10,000 spoons

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

🤣🤣 yesssss

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Physically impossible to just leave

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

@jimmyfallon Pee-Wees Big Adventure for the win! #mostseenmovie #ilovethatstory 🍳🥓🚲🐍

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

😂 still the best sb email out there

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

@eyewreck 🤭

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

There’s all these tweets about midwesterners saying “ope” all the time. What really needs to be talked about though is how we whisper “scuse me” so quietly when walking by someone we might as well say nothing

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

😂 ya ever been to culvers babe @eyewreck

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

How to know if a Midwesterner loves you:

- “I’ll start your car for you”
- “watch out for deer”
- “I’m bringing you culvers”

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

@JomezPro do we have a secret Spice Girls fan? Because this is all I think of when I hear my husband watching disc. https://t.co/xsFGUDkvUl

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

Isaac's body language is Ernie 😂

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

When your salad keeps making jokes.

[Bob's Burgers @BobsBurgersFOX]

Quick, kids, to the rescue!

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

Didn't know Ricky Ricardo coached the Miami Heat.

[Jamie Rechsteiner @jimijimsta]

Rap songs these days be like- ribbit.. ribbit..ribbit.. frog 🐸

[Abbie Mitchell @_AbSoFab]

I think about this scene from @theofficenbc at least once a day

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Don’t mess with this little guy.

[You Had One Job @YouHadOneJ0B]

Got to follow the rules.