Jim

Monitoring addict. Part time clown

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨 #BREAKING: Experts at NBC News reveal that, after an investigation, keeping your fridge closed is the best way to extend food as long as possible.

[Jim @JimJistJ]

The Ottomans and Hapsburgs went out in the same war as allies

[erva @eerva11]

ich kann mit keinem darüber reden dass das osmanische reich 623 JAHRE lang existierte. soldaten haben angefangen gegen die römer und mongolen zu kämpfen und endeten im ersten weltkrieg das ist CRAZY

[Jim @JimJistJ]

Die in a cataclysm so big it gets a Wikipedia page. Got it

[kaíf @1kaiff]

it all ends on a random day btw

[Jim @JimJistJ]

I will die for Biggby

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

The United States of America has collapsed. Rival coffee chains have taken over. Who are you pledging your allegiance to?

[Jim @JimJistJ]

It'll just all be called "The Iraq War", even Afghanistan

[Parger @pargerais]

in my opinion, far future historiography will probably lump together the Gulf War, Iraq War, and the present conflict into one big overarching "Gulf Wars" with distinct but connected periods as we do for the Thirty Years War today

[Department of War 🇺🇸 @DeptofWar]

Last Thursday, we welcomed Logan and Jake Paul to the Pentagon to meet with our warriors.

[Jim @JimJistJ]

Ed after eating the Jawbreaker

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

One reason Yemen is so impoverished is roughly 80% of the male population is addicted to Khat. They're high almost all the time.

[Jim @JimJistJ]

That’s the Duke of Floobershuger

[doomer @uncledoomer]

i went to the netherlands one time and i swear they all looked like this

[Jim @JimJistJ]

@ClassicCodNjoyr Oh yeah. Name em

[Jim @JimJistJ]

He wouldn’t be invading part NATO because he’s strong. He’d be invading to call their bluff and he’s all out of options

[Callum @AkkadSecretary]

> Putin can not conquer Ukraine bec he is weak
> Putin will invade all of NATO bec he is strong

Media publish the same thing every month

[Jim @JimJistJ]

Damn that’s crazy

[OSINTdefender @sentdefender]

After a widespread State Department alert for the Middle East, U.S. President Donald J. Trump is set to return early from Camp David, citing the potential for significant escalation in the region due to the Houthi’s attacks against Saudi Arabia, the president will return early from Camp David.

[Jim @JimJistJ]

@ZontarAlt Yeah we’re like Year 4 into “That can’t happen that’d be a bad idea”

[Jim @JimJistJ]

@jfksburneracc I didn’t say it was a good idea

[Jim @JimJistJ]

@jfksburneracc Then NATO is undermined and Article 5 is shown to be a bluff. He could move toward the Baltics more for some sort of victory.

That’s if he even can. I think Russia will still flounder

[Jim @JimJistJ]

I don’t believe Europe would be unified by I don’t think they need too.

Russia just isn’t what it once was

[Jim @JimJistJ]

3. Europe barely fights but Russia still barely makes progress leading to an awkward and boring stalemate

[𝔸𝕣𝕥𝕖𝕞𝕚𝕤 ⧩🇸🇦🌌 @CosmosEnjoyer25]

If Russia attacks NATO allies, two things can happen

1. European population is outraged at their own leaders for “dragging us into war”, pro-Ukraine support collapses, Europe capitulates

2. Europeans rally around the flag, patriotism reignites, they fight back against Russia

[Jim @JimJistJ]

Some guy made a video about this

[𒉭𓆏The Great Dane 𓆏𒉭 @thegreatdane269]

Aesthetically, Early Modern Warfare was incredibly kino. The bridge between the Medieval and the Napoleonic…

[Jim @JimJistJ]

He was foretold in prophecy millennia ago

[𐩺𐩸𐩵𐩺 @yazidihimyari]

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele

[Jim @JimJistJ]

That shit is fake bro lol

[Flannel 🦋💀👁️ @FlannelFloofs]

dad of Mighty Mike Plays makes this over a gofundme? #hm