jim kirk

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[interrupts Spock] She really liked those ears?

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[a giant tribble is in Kirk's chair]

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[flips open his communicator before Spock can answer]

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"Plum"?

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The first Klingon to step aboard this ship will be the last Klingon.

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The Timewarp, what did it do to us?

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My dad joined Starfleet because he believed in it. I joined on a dare.

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I don't feel right. I feel like I'm leaking!

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KHAAANNNN!

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See, I told you it would fit!

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[takes a large bite out of his apple]

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100... serpents.

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Captain's log, stardate 5843.7. The Enterprise is in the grip of a raging epidemic.

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If we lose them, we lose ourselves. I don't want my pain taken away! I need my pain!

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We're not really here. We're from the future.

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What gives you the right to hand out life and death?

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What's the emergency?

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I can think of nothing I'd rather do than stay with you - except staying alive.

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We're tired of your phony fireworks!

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Since the early years of space exploration, Earth vessels have had incorporated into them a substance known as... corbomite.