NOT Jim Lokay

This account used to be Jim Lokay, that Pittsburgh traffic reporter who people thought did weather. It's not. And I never did weather.

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Still not Jim Lokay.

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Tonight at 5: Boxers or briefs for New England's studly QB Tom Brady? See my exclusive report. #SB46

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"I sucked bad" -- that's what @DouchyTomBrady said

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Report: Mob of people gathered in Foxboro. We're hearing it's #OccupyBoston on the move. I'm heading there now!

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Not much news happening today. Hopefully we'll find something to fill the 6 o'clock news with.

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Hi, @kdka.

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Re: previous tweet: No need to send pics of you in a Brady jersey. We know that's pretty gay.

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Don we now our gay apparel! Do you have a pretty gay Christmas sweater? I want to see it! Tweet me your gay Xmas sweater pics!

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Update: Turns out the leaking water tower isn't that bad. No big story there. Damn.

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Exclusive: Tom Brady sets lofty New Year's Resolution: Be less douchey. My story at 5!

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Correction to previous tweet: A water tower, not a man, has a leak.

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Breaking news: New Hampshire man takes a leak. Developing story.

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At 6: Area homeless shelters full. At 6:15: #Where did all the #OccupyBoston protesters go?

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Bob Barker stops by the studio tonight. We'll ask him what he thinks of Drew Carey now that he's no longer a fat ass. Watch at 5:30.

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Duck, Duck, Boudreau #sports

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The Burnt Red Line is delayed 67 minutes due to an unruly man in a red suit with a white beard. Claims he lost "Blitzen." #kdtraffic

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Ever get jipped buying gum at the gas station? We'll tell you how you can get your money back or a new stick of gum. My story at 6.

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All he wanted was a kitchen sink. At 5:30, I'll talk to one man who was denied a sink in his Financial District residence.

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Tonight at 5, see my exclusive story on the Beacon Hill dog who claims he slept with Herman Cain.

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@patmuldowney Pic is from when I was on Millionaire. Remember when I didn't know who was on Mt Rushmore?