Jimmy Cumslinger

Best Sports analyst in the DUUVAALL area

[TJ Otzelburner @vivalaclones]

“That’s all ball”

Stfu dweeb

[Jake! @JakeAndBall]

St. John’s is up 20-3, and Northern Iowa just had to call a timeout to avoid a 5-second call on the inbounds.

Camera immediately panned to Rick Pitino after the timeout, and he was absolutely dog cussing one of his guards.

The greatest to ever do it.

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

I would like to thank @BluejayMBB for the tour of this beautiful facility!

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@WartburgKnights @wartburgvb The student section showing what it means to be a Wartburg Knight. Great performance from the ladies and the student section

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

@Lloyd_Matthews_ He’s become soft but thinks he tough

[B2B2B2B ARC CHAMPS BURGSTOOL @WartburgStool]

Walk in yo trap takeover yo trap #TheMafia

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

@hawk_talker99 @Lloyd_Matthews_ @athlonbobby @KadeTerrell @WartburgStool @luthercollege That would be Lyle Olsen

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@Lloyd_Matthews_ @rileycollins__ @KingJames My son will be put up for adoption if he ever worships that faggot

[D3Direct @D3Direct]

Wartburg Men's Basketball HAD A DAY 🤯

- Win against Wentworth (79-78)
- Go to Miami Heat game, get free Jerseys
- Meet former D3 Hooper, @D_Bo20
- @JaydenMaten1 Wins a Free Cruise ⛴️

Here's how he did it 👇

[Bobby “D3’s Rothstein” Hardcock @athlonbobby]

I’D LIKE TO KNOW WHERE HE/SHE HARRY SISSON IS RIGHT NOW

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

World Series prediction:
Game 1: Dodgers
Game 2: Dodger stadium gets bombed both Yankees and Dodgers tragically die, I’m the bomber fuck the Yankees and fuck the Dodgers‼️

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@Lloyd_Matthews_ Also a great choice

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@IWUhoopscom Respectfully Bob your source is a moron

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Also a bad look for the Big 10 with 0 top 10 teams.

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

Yet again college basketball runs through the Big 12. They account for 3 of the top 5 and 5 of the top 10🤯#CollegeBasketball

[AP Top 25 @AP_Top25]

POLL ALERT: Kansas tops AP Top 25 preseason men's basketball poll ahead of Alabama, defending champion UConn; SEC leads way with 9 teams in poll.

Full poll: https://t.co/ZJG5mgWrsa

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

@Lloyd_Matthews_ This Iowa state team is built for the playoffs

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

So it seems I have been summoned… Two thoughts about this upcoming weekend
1. Beer. I will be attempting to break the world record for the amount of beer consumed in a weekend.
2. Ball. Is there such thing as a fall weekend without watching hours of college football.

[Lloyd Matthews @Lloyd_Matthews_]

My 2024-2025 ARC Men’s basketball predictions:

1. Wartburg
2. Central
3. Nebraska Wesleyan
4. Dubuque
5. Simpson
6. Buena Vista
7. Coe
8. Luther
9. Loras

COY: Sam Leal
@samleal11

[Jimmy Cumslinger @jimmycumslinger]

Enjoying a nice beer and watching some football. Is anything better than that @Lloyd_Matthews_ ?