Ladies, if your man is
⁃ Acting nervous
⁃ Not comfortable all the time
⁃ Checking his phone every minute
⁃ Checking twitter
⁃ Up all night
⁃ Waking up at 4 AM
He is not cheating, he is a Raider fan checking to see if this Ben Johnson to Vegas thing is a done deal.
I'm begging you guys, take care of your bodies
brush twice a day
don't listen to music at high volumes
reduce the brightness of your devices
sleep 8 hours a day
all those things they warned us about, follow the warnings
please