James

I'm into acoustics, aesthetics, altruism and alliteration.

[James @jimmyshell]

@piersmorgan BREAKING: Piers Morgan is a biological twat

[James @jimmyshell]

@MCC_Members Hey @MCC_Members, can wait for the game. Can you tell me if you will be handing out seat cards for unreserved seats on level 1?

[James @jimmyshell]

@gamingJLT @FootyRhino @AFL @freodockers @CarltonFC @7NewsPerth Wrong

[Lachlan McKirdy @LMcKirdy7]

Schapelle Corby with an all-time comment under David Warner’s instagram post about his lost baggy greens.

#AUSvPAK

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

Well played Australia. The moral victory is secured due to having the best goal. Into the final they roar.

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Whoever made this is a genius. 😂😂😂

Trump talking about straws like the beginning of a Seinfeld episode...

[James @jimmyshell]

@FlossyAmanda Delilah - Florence and the Machine

[James @jimmyshell]

@piersmorgan Priceless*

[James @jimmyshell]

@piesource1 @ForForbz @AFL 1 game surely, but 3 is egregious. Rachele lines a bloke up and punishes him on the chin and got less

[James @jimmyshell]

@MickMjwhite64 @TimGossage If you draw a line from along the top of the goal square across the the boundary then that zone backwards is essentially off limits to man the mark for a mark or free kick

[James @jimmyshell]

@MickMjwhite64 @TimGossage A rule they brought in a few years ago. Any point where the player on the mark is within 9 metres of the goal line (which is in line with the top of the goal square), the player on the mark must be taken back to ‘the 9’ metre line. Just to give players more space when kicking out

[James @jimmyshell]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Sesame Street had each episode ‘brought to you by the number 7 and the letter J’ to prime you to be a good capitalist consumer adult who watches out for tv show sponsors

[James @jimmyshell]

@DrShaneRRR Acceptable milo to milk ratios

[Ashley Booth @MrBoothY6]

Please can one of the science teachers on here explain why the foil that was more than sufficiently covering an entire Easter egg suddenly can’t stretch itself to cover a now half-eaten Easter egg?

[James @jimmyshell]

@CarltonFC New fav

[0xDesigner @0xDesigner]

Probably the best thing you'll see today.

In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world.

The results 🧵

1/22

[James @jimmyshell]

@ID0002233 @CarltonFC The delicious irony of questioning another party’s need to comment in a comment

[James @jimmyshell]

@Enezator How great is that this video is filmed in a burger restaurant

[James @jimmyshell]

@Peter_M_V @danilic Next minute: “please pay a $8.99 monthly subscription fee to access this feature”

[k 🍪 @yaitskayy]

men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look in each other's eyes