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the reject shop should sell beer

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@TheRejectShop Oi when you getting these in stock? Need one for October

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The AFL need to do a September Tupac style hologram replay of Meatloaf's classic GF performance, in his honour

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@denverbell14 I'm surprised he's still alive tbh

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If timothee chalamet doesn't get batista bombed in Dune part 2 I'm never watching another film again

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I'm the Dr Seuss of drinking beers

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Jeff from the Wiggles was never really asleep, he was just always in a massive K-hole

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Top Three Biggest Robberies of All Time

3. Great Train Robbery of 1963

2. Montreal Screwjob

1. Jobe getting the 2012 Brownlow taken away

[Jobe Watson @JobeWatson]

As I say to my bulldog Benson, if it smells, keep digging 🐶

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@denverbell14 fuck it carn milk

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who da fuck are the raiders and why should i care

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Labor can only win the election if Bill Shorten does a promo video re-enacting the Buffalo Bill mirror scene from Silence of the Lambs

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@denverbell14 Mate the bald man came through after i bagged him

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John Worsfold retire bitch

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@LukeKatic Not sure if it counts as a ligament but I'll pay it

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@denverbell14 He's no Josh Green

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Took half an hour of the pre season for old men at the football to start comparing umpires to George Pell, Footys back baby

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Tecate > Corona

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@denverbell14 Also the drink of choice for 14 year oldds at 9am on a school day I rate it big time

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Some would say cleanskin wine and LA Ice is the superior mixing combination for an alcoholic drink - and I would tend to agree

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@denverbell14 If I ever see jack white I'll kick him square in the balls

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You know what, fuck it arctic monkeys are good