Jimmy Winter

Gardening, machine learning and records. Native son of Omaha

[Jimmy Winter @jimmywinter]

I just saw a Rolls Royce going through a jiffy lube and my mind can’t comprehend it

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@yashwanth941v I feel like this could save me some time!

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I am 100% certain no one has ever had a stroopwafel before getting it as a snack on a plane. Why were these hidden from me for so long?! Beyond getting blackout drunk and being taken off the plane in cuffs in a wheelchair, it’s the best part of flying!

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Kids are loving my hibachi themed Halloween decorations! Flipping so many shrimps into their mouths and the neighborhood is cheering me on!

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AI Pro Tip - Previous versions of ChatGPT were found to perform better if you added, “if you do a good job I’ll give you a tip” to the prompt. I’ve found in GPT5 Thinking if you add, “but don’t take all day, asshole. And don’t fuck it up either!” the results are WAY better. #ai

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@the_crazy_cuban New season is so good!

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@the_crazy_cuban Spend your time trying to find the evil airport secrets!!

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@mrexits The FDA is finally listening to the eggsperts

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@the_crazy_cuban Oh these never stop fyi

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@the_crazy_cuban That guy behind you is having a great time! Going with that vibe instead

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So sad to hear Ralph Cirella from the Howard Stern Show has passed away. I always enjoyed his segments. Now he's staying at Sam Simon's house in the sky.

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I’m so sad I have to wait almost a year before I can see an eyeHole wearing a Vision Pro while they walk down the street swatting at the sky.

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@Ronald_Nuisance I dunno, if the giant beast won as well I would consider this a double win and we’d celebrate together.

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@FBCASTX Peanut (#6) must be our dog Newman’s son! He’s from a shelter in Houston and wasn’t neutered before. We’ll call him Twoman!

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Busted a couple trying to hide a good spot on this Southwest flight. Sorry! This is a thruple now!!

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On this Southwest flight looking every person getting on board in the eye and nodding to the open seat next to me

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Hear me out - Misaligned AI but it only targets people who don’t return their shopping carts. AI satisfies its inevitable bloodlust and society is improved. Everyone wins! Ship it!

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Where would you rather live?

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@joshuagoodell No, I’ve just stopped weather. All of it. If I can’t see what’s coming or what is, then why have it?