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Simple man
always on the other side

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@paulinenjoroge This is warmup 2027 I sense danger uliam will do everything humanly possibly included killing all non supporters to remain in power

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Now I get why men mental health is in June @kra don't care you must file even if it manual filling

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@kra now what's is this whole day trying to log in to the site or it's just another scheme to meet the target

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HTTP Status 404 - /KRA-Portal/login.htm @KRACare

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Here are Africa's top 10 strongest currencies as of June 2026 against the US dollar:

Tunisia – 2.91 dinars
Libya – 5.41 dinars
Morocco – 8.99 dirhams
Ghana – 10.31 cedis
Botswana – 13.43 pula
Seychelles – 13.75 rupees
Eritrea – 15 nakfa
South Africa – 17.54 rand
Namibia – 17.54 dollars
Lesotho – 17.54 loti

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

"Muweke motor vehicle tax kubwa, hizo magari wauze wabaki na hurubaro, in line with the UDA manifesto."

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@Kenyans Where are you referencing your statement Mr CS

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@Naomikibandi UDA will win olkalao sit they know to play with the central people phycology same in 2027 election

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

My lord kiburi nataka this year ni kama ya KTN 🤣🤣🤣🤣they are ungovernable aaah give that son of Moi what he drinks on our bill🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣cz damn it...

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@ntvkenya Are you okay Baba George

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@citizentvkenya Starting a disaster and claiming to be the saviour that is being hypocrite

[Kenyans.co.ke @Kenyans]

Kenyans want MPs who give handouts and unga, not those who focus on parliamentary work - Morara Kebaso

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@Kenyans They are the leaders of today Mr cs your days are just numbered compared to them

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@sholard_mancity Chicayo is just but a proxy to his exlesy

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Most people don't know this:

Presidential jets are often exempt from the inspections for things like gold smuggling, etc., that ordinary aircraft face.

That privilege exists for diplomatic and security reasons.

But it also creates a loophole. Around the world, there have been allegations and documented cases of state or diplomatic aircraft being used to move gold, cash, drugs, and other contraband with reduced scrutiny.

Disclaimer: This is a general observation and not an allegation against any specific president or aircraft.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

I went to visit my uncle this afternoon.

But he has really bashed me.

That my clock is ticking, yet I do not own a ranch.

He wondered where I take my money, and yet I do not drink.

I kept quiet the whole time.
Then he finally dropped the line I had been waiting for.

- Jitetee sasa. What is your excuse?

I immediately pulled out my phone. Opened my investment app. And handed it to him.
Then told him:

- Uncle, what you are looking at is my portfolio of shares in great companies. Nataka ifike mita siku moja.

He listened very keenly. I thought I was finally about to receive the legendary: Congratulations my son.

Instead, he leaned back. Looked at me. Then asked.

- That's OK. But what are stocks and shares in Kikuyu?

I had never thought about it. I froze.

He told me to take my time.

Eventually, I gave up. And told him to answer his own question.

He smiled. Then said.

- Stocks and shares do not have a name in Kikuyu or any African languages.
- The colonizers invented these fancy slogans to make brokies think they are becoming wealthy by accumulating papers and numbers on screens.
- Meanwhile, they themselves are accumulating the real assets.

I asked him: What are real assets?

He replied:
- Land.
- Animals.
- Plants and foods.
- Water bodies et al

Things you can actually touch. These are the things that create wealth.

Then he concluded with a sentence that has refused to leave my head.

• Every African man must own real assets.

Is the old man right or wrong?

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@Naomikibandi Another thieve want to lead the fools

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#PSGARS
#UCLfinal
True meaning of kutolewa zikiwa Kwa mdomo

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Congratulations
Paris Saint-Germain for been UCL championship
The whole world is at peace

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#UCLFinal
Arsenal wametolewa zikiwa Kwa mdomo the whole world is at peace