JimOnLight

I’m a lighting designer living. I also write

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Hey @NationalPro -- what's going on with the app? Trying to extend a rental and I keep getting "exception error" and "handler" messages. Anybody else?

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@KariLake You Madame are a terrible fascist

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@UberFacts A cherry pie with “NO MORE FASCISM” as the top crust

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@piersmorgan What a strange way to start a post.

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@OffStageJobs Me too. Five thousand followers. Now Randy the brain dead #MAGA can come be a fucking verified ass hat. It’s upsetting, folks.

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@tribelaw I’ve enjoyed your posts for years sir, and i’ve cultivated a small following myself. Tomorrow though - I refuse to be here with that monster. I drive across DFW every day, and Twitter has become just like my drive — you have to watch for bumper stickers. Life’s too short.

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Bye, Twitter. It was a really cool ride. I’m shutting down here, I’ve no interest in sharing this place with that scum.

#trumpbackontwitter

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I think that, in light of @elonmusk’s purchase of Twitter, if he allows #DonaldTrump back on Twitter, I’m deleting my tweets and account. Who cares really, but I’ve cultivated thousands of tweets over years. I don’t want to be here if #Trump comes back.

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@coffee_anytime If you don't have six motherf**king eggs, then I think I lost my mind. Sentence one says: I HAVE SIX EGGS

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Hey @merlemixell -- Happy Birthday!

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@tribelaw It's a long fall we're taking, I've appreciated your insight on MSNBC, watch frequently, learn something every time.

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@OffStageJobs I think that we’re in sincere trouble that this way of career aspiration is quickly becoming not a great decision. I hate to even think that, but the pandemic screwed me up. I watched data move and trend downwards that should never have even reached below zero.

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@housetohalf Nah, it’s fine.

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@DiscountTire hey there, I'm trying to email my local store on their request with some info, but I cannot find the email. Can you help? It's the Dallas store at 13645 N. Central Expressway.

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@MrMokelly 30 is too few for what he has done.

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@housetohalf You always do cool stuff, so yes we also cannot wait

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NEW SIDE HUSTLE! I’m taking orders for customized power strips, bespoke pieces created with a lift.

#crunch #scissorlift #powerstrip #bespoke #WTFdoesbespokereallymean @ Fort Worth, Texas https://t.co/NCqYkJUe2V

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The Monarch Badge!! 50 down, baby!

https://t.co/G9JMnz4waC #Fitstats

#fitbit #stillfeel50 #not50 #openheartsurgery #atrialvalve #

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@whyimarch12117 @NotHoodlum Your argument is like trying to carry water from the toilet to the stove in a colander. Do you understand what that means?