James Paterson

Down to earth idiot. Dad, Step Dad, Husband. Trying to struggle through life with out the manual! Love family, freedom & Falkirk F.C

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@CCFCMando Think Thistle held everyone to ransom by asking such a high development fee... feel for the kid as he had an opportunity to play at a higher level and kick his career on, but essentially held back by the club.

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@GorgieOpinion If your not going to play Miller on the left where he can be most effective, then just loan him back to us.

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@Falkirkdaft

As the father of a 9 year old girl, I find that this is the GOAT scenario for meeting the boyfriend...
50 Cent in Den of Thieves

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@WeAreOpenreach @StirlingCouncil Thank you for responding so promptly.

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@StirlingCouncil @WeAreOpenreach Paving slabs outside 1 Albert Place Stirling sitting high and proud. Obviously trip hazard, this needs attended ASAP

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@KNZIM8 That was... concerning.

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@TheBritishIntel Sunderland fans aren't supporting Newcastle in the FA Cup, Rangers fans weren't hoping that Celtic would complete the double last season, Man U fans weren't watching City a couple of seasons ago & thinking "its good for Manchester" why are we expected to support our closest rival

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@TheBritishIntel

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@MediaSOI So with that logic, you were glad to see Celtic win the Double this season? Good for the City of Glasgow no?

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@KNZIM8 Thor's been on the beers again!

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@officialbantams Should do well for The Bantams. He impressed during his season loan with us at Falkirk... and there was always THAT goal against Rangers. Best of luck Henry!!

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@IANdrewDiceClay The Sherlock episode, The Lying Detective, features a character called Culverton Smith. Smith is a well known celebrity who uses his fame and charitable works to facilitate his heinous appetites, including unfettered access to a children's ward and morgue in the hospital he funds

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@Dave90822263 @FalkirkFC @JackFFC03 I bought one when Puma had them in our training range. Was class.

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

How it feels knowing I don't have to watch any more "Steve Clark Murder-Ball" and I can start looking forward to "John McGlynn Master-Classes" again

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

Explaining the subtle, yet significant cultural differences between the Scottish and English fanbases...

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

Scotland last win at a World Cup Finals - 1990.

First ever SMS text message sent - 1992...

Unknown to them, someone somewhere sent the world's first text message about Scotland winning a World Cup game... mad!

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

@ScotlandNT fans out in New York the same night the Knicks win the NBA Championship

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

Relationship advice... find yourself someone who looks at you like Jalen Brunson looks at the Larry O'Brien Trophy...

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

it means something man 🥹

[James Paterson @jimothy1975]

Morning!