Jim Park

Porcupine dressed as hedgehog. Views not my own.
"His structural perfection is matched only by his hostility."
Daily Record
Stand-Up Comedy.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

My contribution to the history of Scottish Football ; pulling a face after Costa Rica defeat at Italia 90.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

I know I'm on shaky ground criticising other teams after Scotland's poor World Cup performance, but you have to question the Netherlands team's decision to employ Diana Ross as a penalty taking coach.
Madness.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

It would be a nice touch if the Paraguay fans started singing "Are You Scotland In Disguise?"

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

Alan Shearer says rightly so a lot, and rightly so.

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

Their names are Ian Maxwell and Neil Doncaster neither are fit for the job. Love that Ian Wright has been calling out the shambles up here for the past couple of months.

[twitch.tv/Limmy @DaftLimmy]

"Come to Brazil", they say.

No chance. Not after this.

There's no need for them to do this to us. To humiliate us like this.

What's the point in us being all nice to everybody when nobody will let us win?

I'll be going to Haiti, though.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

Cape Verde showing Scotland what a bit of positivity can achieve

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@mrewanmurray Agree with most of this, but can't help feeling that another manager such as Jens Askou, would have this team playing a much better brand of football, than we are currently witnessing under Clarke.

[Ewan Murray @mrewanmurray]

The only thing that grates re Derek McInnes is that he has never addressed the end of the season (so, so many elements of it) to Hearts supporters. And he clearly has no obligation to as an employee of Rangers.

Those supporters deserve better than that.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@FBAwayDays Very poor drumming technique, and that is not how you play the bagpipes.

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

“Where is Vader today?”
“He’s paying the Rebel Alliance $300 billion dollars after defeating them completely, every day for the last four months, sir.”

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

There’s ALWAYS a tweet

[Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803]

Hydration break.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@David53958455 @prodnose Champion also pronounced the "g"
In "Magnifique!".
Disgraceful error.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@RonCashman @BarryAnderson_ Utter crap

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@BigPatsy01 A LOT of people think I know nothing, but let me tell you, I know absolutely fuck all...

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

God dammit, I'd bet on Cape Verde to win...😭😭😭

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@theceltsarehere The fact that they can't play at home but still qualified, is surely an indicator that they are a very good team?
Not sure what your point is.

[Jim Park @jimpark99]

@MMcEwanGolf I'm delighted with the result...a bit disappointed with the performance.
But this is vastly preferable to the other way round.
Onwards and Upwards! 🥳🥳🥳

[Sarah 🤍 @HMFC_1874_]

6 minutes man can we no just invade the pitch 🤪