Jim

Impressively small biceps for a well fed 6'2 male. Insta- @jimpcollett

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@ChelseaFC You're still thinking about the bad news aren't you

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@Ibra_Tullovic 1 million lions would beat the sun

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@samsummerfield_ @cardiffstudents £dore

[Mankind @tweetmankind]

Someone said "Origi when Liverpool are fine versus Origi when Liverpool are in trouble" true af 😂 #LIVARS https://t.co/kxel6GWbJZ

[The Redmen TV @TheRedmenTV]

No international games for Mo and Mané and they’ve made up!! 😂😂

[Jim @jimpcollett]

Update: @RealSamVickery hasn't even threatened to chop a pint faster than me since 2016

[Jim @jimpcollett]

What's better? A forgotten relic scoring 90+6 winner, or Klopp sprinting onto the pitch to snog the keeper #LIVEVE

[Jim @jimpcollett]

Just had a 3:17a.m. front doorstep standoff with the milkman. Guess who won

[lfcstuff @stuffIfc]

Video: Xherdan Shaqiri singing his induction song; ‘Three Little Birds’ by Bob Marley. #lfclive [ig: roberto_firmino]

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@samsummerfield_ You can piss off and all

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@georgeadams__ Again, just what is this

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@georgeadams__ And another one

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@georgeadams__ This is just a nothing tweet

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@georgeadams__ #whitegurlproblems x

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@georgeadams__ No it isn't. You should just get wound up less

[Cardiff Uni CC @CardiffUniCC]

CUCC will be distributing warm clothes and blankets with the money raised to Cardiff's homeless population tomorrow night. Any last minute donations would be greatly appreciated. Thank you https://t.co/ubx74X2rXf

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@Joeburnsmusic @neil9clifford @DannyMiskani @RantUtd Don't think he was. Just offered so much over and above just his technical ability, same as Lampard Keane etc which I doubt we'll ever see in someone like Pogba

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@Joeburnsmusic @neil9clifford @DannyMiskani @RantUtd Until this one I actually thought you were taking the piss and was laughing along mate

[D.J. @DavidJhn77]

@RantUtd Pogbas' not far of Gerrard to be fair..... But Stevie is 37 now..... #LFC

[Jim @jimpcollett]

@SportsJOE_FC @SportsJOE_UK Surely fat Ronnie in for Henry, Lampard in for Iniesta and Djimi Traoré in for Pique?!