This account may be dead, but this one isn’t. If Twitter goes down, here’s where you can find me. Thank you for an amazing few years. (Official last tweet.)
@lydeeea Damn, then just be open and truly tell them straight forward how you feel. It’s better to be honest and open instead of trying to force something that isn’t going to work. Or ghost them.
@Turg16393039 My favorite bad one that always works is “I heard you’re looking for a Stud, I got the Std all I need is U.” (I did not come up with this one.)
@istodaykevsbday “Uhh hey it’s your doctor, we just we’re letting you know, that um, well it’s not good news, but uhh, you got the big C, a Common Cold, so um yeah. Sorry for the bad news about your illness. You should be better in 7 through 10 days. Drink some soup, this is doctor Jim btw, bye.”