Jim Pinwheel

Porn surfer extraordinaire.

Hashtag player wannabe...

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Yes. I'm a #porn addict. These are my two favorite sites:
https://t.co/c7HIIG2ZH7 (live #webcams)
https://t.co/qGBDUSWpFz (real amateurs)

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Oh Shit! The Jesus freaks took my last 2 posts literally.
I was just kidding.
God is still on your side.
We're all good.

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Your god throws like a girl.
#JesusChangesEverything

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Jesus, Mickey Mouse, Dragons... It's fiction people.
Find the strength to believe in yourselves.
You can do it!
#JesusChangesEverything

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

#JesusChangesEverything for a small donation, of course.

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

If I can't play with your "Thing One" or "Thing Two", were through.
#DrSeussABreakup

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

I would not like your nags and slams. I would not like them, free I am.

#DrSeussABreakup

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Grumpy Young Men
#unmadefilmprequels

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49 Shades of Grey
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Born on the 3rd of July
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

The Eleven Commandments
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

6 Brides for 6 Brothers
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

The History Of The World: Part 1
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

2 Weddings and a Funeral
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Going With The Wind
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

The First Temptation Of Christ
#unmadefilmprequels

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

#MyGameShowWouldBe The Price Is cheaper on Amazon

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

#ISoldMyVirginity to god.
It seemed to make sense.
Every time I went to church,
they were always hustling for donation for him.
Poor guy.

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

#ISoldMyVirginity to my right hand man.
Actually, it was just my right hand.

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

Shiny Happy Ending People
#PamperASong

[Jim Pinwheel @jimpinwheel]

#InsteadOfSleepLets put on astronaut diapers and drive cross country non-stop in order to get revenge on our exes.