Jim Purtle

Grew up in KC, now in the Missouri hills being a youth pastor.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@davidallenreed @BBGreatMoments I’d say so. (With Satchel Paige, Walter Johnson, Randy Johnson, and Clemens, though I hate to admit Clemens the cheater).

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@ByMcCullough I just finished the Kershaw book. Great story researched well and told well. Thank you sir.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@NCAAFootball @FOXSports I watch football with my kids. Please please please stop showing commercials for horror films.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@joshuagriffin @mattmcgill Andor is probably the best storytelling and characters I can remember in a series. Fantastic cast, too. Totally agree.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@mattmcgill @joshuagriffin Same question. Andor? Underworld? Did you just now discover that there’s a show called The Mandalorian??

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@jeffreyhuber @ahc This was my immediate thought, too. But then I couldn’t think of any other easy examples of 6/8 pop.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@davidallenreed @joshuagriffin Emphasis on holding OUT — thank God for long arms!

[Charles Goldman @goldmctNFL]

Former NFL Senior VP of Officiating Walt Anderson broke down the controversial penalties from the Chiefs-Texans game on NFL Network. The verdict: Referee Clay Martin's crew did everything by the book.

https://t.co/D2jEpD4Qp7

[KC Sports Network @KCSportsNetwork]

This is insane 😂

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@ByMcCullough Sir: I respectfully request a book pursuant to last night’s baseball contest result. My thanks.

[trey wingo @wingoz]

Another rough one for the “Chiefs get all the calls “ crowd

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@mlbelites_ George Brett and Bo Jackson

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

Some time last week, one of our boys put a black crayon in his pocket.

Yesterday we had several garments come out of the dryer enhanced with black blotches here and there.

If y’all could help us start a nice-clothes-with-black-blotches trend real quick, we’d be grateful.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@Boydesian It looks to me like the alignment of the longertons is more suitable to the whackstications of a widdershins stickerman, rather than the turnwise stickerman depicted here.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@timwildsmith Life comes at you fast.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@GgginKC @anne__rogers The replay shows he buttoned not only the second button, but the top one as well. Quatraro out here managing his tail off.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

I will never get tired of watching Salvador Perez pick dudes off.

[Kansas City Royals @Royals]

Our Captain’s got a cannon. 💥

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang just the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonald's Farm.

[Jim Purtle @jimpurtle]

@ByNateTaylor You are my favorite sportsball writer of all time. OF ALL TIME. (Sorry @RealMNchiefsfan )

[Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle]

TIP: if you are ever singing a hymn and the amen goes flat, they keep spare amens in the back of the hymnal, much like a car’s spare tire