Jim Reams

Roses are red and violets are purple
Sugar is sweet and so is maple surple

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The thing about a power outage that lasts this long is the frozen wings will thaw just enough to stick together when they refreeze and the pepperoni on the pizza on its side in the freezer will all slide to the bottom of the box.

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Barry Trotz becoming GM of the Preds unintentionally validates many conspiracy theories, like Jon Gruden becoming head coach at Tennessee or Peyton Manning buying the Titans.

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@mgajosh oops

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I cannot pull for Kansas City and the only reason is because of their airport.

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@Busymom So, Frank Gifford, Howard Cosell and Dandy Don?

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@Busymom #notrealpoor

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I've seen a lot of people complain about thier timeline on here lately. As a longtime Twitter dot com user in a browser, there is a Chrome extension called "Tweak New Twitter" that I've used for a couple of years that takes care of all that.

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@containseggs Democrats play to be fair. Republicans play to win.

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@Tammy They used a pun so they wouldn't end up in a pickle. It might have been cheesy, but lettuce remember they are people too.

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@vinbarnes Posting another run-on would just be a rerun.

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WHO RUN IT?
RAN RUN IT!

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#Titans hiring 49ers' Ran Carthon as GM, sources say. https://t.co/WfzfAAXXVQ

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@vinbarnes So you want a random rant about running up the rungs of the football rankings without rancor?

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@nashmallow That was the original name, yes. Also related: I lived in my old house in South Nashville for 11 years before I learned that a house two blocks away was Dolly's house in the 70s and 80s.

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@vinbarnes The best Key Lime Pie I ever had was at a gas station. Gonna be on the lookout for pie on the rollers.

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@nashmallow TIL that the governor's mansion is called Far Hills.

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@MimiMM_ MIMI!!!

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@_TeamDolly

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Congrats to all the kids in Indonesia getting free TCU National Champions t-shirts and hats next week.

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Here is a subscription service I would pay for: Pick a frequency (daily, weekly, twice a month) and a housekeeping professional comes over and makes your bed(s) with fresh sheets.

That's it. They don't clean the bathroom or vacuum, just the bed.

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The line today at Arnolds. (Not my photo)