Jim Stadick

Professional dad. Also good at other stuff. Lots of typos. he/him

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

Just saw a Burger King commercial and see that the slogan “Have it your way” has changed to “Get ruled” and I just can’t think of a better example of how consumerism has changed.

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@kairyssdal Slow down, this is a neighborhood!!!

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

Just wanted to shout out and give a HUGE thanks to @POTUS for signing a bill to ban TikTok before fixing our not at all huge problem of guns and lack of affordable mental healthcare. Bravo, sir.

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@ORemployment What if we never get through via phone, and we need to actually call someone to get things going? I've tried all avenues, including email with zero response. I'm nearly at hour 3 of being on hold. Any help would be appreciated.

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@mollyelwood I’m just happy they got “you’re” right.

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@mollyelwood @juicy_marbles Yeah but is it better than golden doodle?

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@GregAbbott_TX merry Christmas you fucking pig. What a bill to sign you miserable little man.

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@midwestern_ope Do that with my kids now. 2200 miles from IN. ☺️

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@mollyelwood I would absolutely buy those. 😂😂😂

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@scottburgeOR @PBOTinfo Wait, why does it go from yellow to green? Something is not right with that.

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

Hey @PBOTinfo maybe a good time to remind your folks driving vans that it’s really illegal and dangerous to swerve at cyclists… guy went over a double yellow just to let me know he was bigger. Didn’t get a van ID# bc I was trying to not die.

[Beyond Meat @BeyondMeat]

every time i see an ad for beyond meat, i google "steak on grill," copy and paste the second photo, smash the tweet button, and wait as my 6 retweets roll in

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@AJemaineClement Why are so scared of pasta in these though?!

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@Mike_M_Klotz @BeidelmanRob Oh wait, Mr. M ripped off someone else’s work?!?

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@jamiewaggie Can’t remember exactly how. But I was on my way to family Christmas at my grandmas house and had nice shoes on. I was probably 11 or so. 😂

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

Parenting is a lot of asking your kids questions. And then mumbling quietly “ok I’ll just go fuck myself” when they don’t answer.

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@jamiewaggie Yeah, because pumping your own gas is lame. I tried to tell y’all this! 😂 I grew up doing this. Many great experiences including but not limited to: freezing cold temps, sideways rain, gas spraying out of the car all over me, mom forgetting to hang the nozzle up, etc. good stuff

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@alexblagg 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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@meatymcsorley Amazing.

[Jim Stadick @jimstadick]

@AbrahamNR 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻